Category Archives: Crime

Mid-Coital Garage-Roof Couplers Menaced by Jerking Man with Butterfly Knife

Man Caught Masturbating to Pair Engaged in Sex, Pulls Knife The man chased the pair while brandishing the knife early Sunday morning at a Towson garage. By Nayana Davis (Towson Patch, 2/26/2013) A couple, who were mid-coitus in a parking … Continue reading

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Ocean City, Maryland Woman Beans Fiancee with Beer… and Beans

Beer, Bean Can Assault Suspect In Hot Water Again An Ocean City woman, arrested twice within a few hours two weeks ago on assault charges after first hitting her fiancé with a can of beer and later attacking him with … Continue reading

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MD. Man with Down Syndrome died of asphyxia while in police custody

The Frederick County Sheriff’s Office says the death of a mentally disabled man in police custody has been ruled a homicide. Cpl. Jennifer Bailey said Friday that the state medical examiner determined that 26-year-old Robert Saylor of New Market died … Continue reading

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Essex Man Breaks Into Library Wearing Clown Mask, Is Tased.

By Tyler Waldman (Essex Patch, 2/19/2013) Police used a Taser on a man suspected of breaking into the Essex Library last week and stealing $14.50 from a change tray. The incident happened last Tuesday, Feb. 12, at the library in … Continue reading

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