Category Archives: Crime

Suspected NY Cannibal Cop Salivates During Lady Lunch in Baltimore

Posted on January 17, 2013 by atomictv

‘My mouth was watering the whole time:’ Suspected ‘cannibal cop’ made sickening confession after lunch date with female friend ‘whom he planned to slow-cook and eat’ NYPD cop Gilberto Valle allegedly told friend online he wanted to eat his old … Continue reading →

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Maryland’s Tide Detergent for Crack Fad Spreads

Posted on January 7, 2013 by atomictv

Suds for Drugs Tide detergent: Works on tough stains. Can now also be traded for crack. A case study in American ingenuity, legal and otherwise. By Ben Paynter (New York, 1/6/2013) The call that came in from a local Safeway … Continue reading →

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“Santa Claus Goes Straight to the Ghetto”

Posted on December 20, 2012 by almosthipguy

An oldie but goodie from the Baltimore Or Less Christmas archives. Happy Holidays! “During the holiday season of 1997, I had a sudden epiphany while listening to James Brown’s ‘Santa Claus Goes Straight To the Ghetto.’ White Christmas? Bah humbug! Suddenly … Continue reading →

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Frosty the Snowman Arrested Again

Posted on December 1, 2012 by atomictv

An oldie but goodie from the Baltimore Or Less Christmas archives. Happy Holidays! (The Associated Press, 5/1/2012) A man who was arrested while dressed as Frosty the Snowman during a holiday parade has been charged again. Chestertown police say 53-year-old Kevin … Continue reading →

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