Monthly Archives: September 2010

Hampdenfest Racers Ride Toilets to Victory

Neighborhood celebration takes scatology to high velocity By Jill Rosen (Baltimore Sun, September 11, 2010) George Peters, aboard “The Golden Throne,” defeated Team Formula # Two Racing to win the championship at the first annual Toilet Races at Hampden Fest. … Continue reading

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We Know Where the Bear Shits

Ray Lewis, #52, linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens and interplanetary warrior, destroyed Saturn on his quest to destroy universal body odor and is now back on the playing field running with a bear.

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Albino Maryland Blue Crab Found in Middle River

East County Times Online, August 26th, 2010 (Insert obligatory Old Bay seasoning joke here.)

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Ray Lewis Flies Raven Into Space, Destroys Saturn with Laser

Ray Lewis, #52, linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens and interplanetary warrior, destroyed Saturn on his quest to destroy universal body odor. Rumor has it that he now has his sights set on Uranus. If only this video had a rainbow and … Continue reading

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