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Styrofoam Sermon on Mount Vernon

Posted on May 19, 2014 by almosthipguy

And seeing the multitudes, He went up on a mountain, and when He was seated His disciples came to Him.Then He opened His mouth and taught them… (The Gospel According to Matthew, 5-7) All Christians know about the Sermon on … Continue reading →

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Vlad the Dumptruck Impaler

Posted on May 15, 2014 by almosthipguy

Is God a Mentally Disturbed Haitian Immigrant with Drug Problems, a Paintbrush and a Twitter Account? Tuesday, May 13, 2014 – Calling himself “God,” “Jesus Christ” and the reincarnation of King Tut, Vladimir Mehul Baptiste drove a stolen landscaping truck … Continue reading →

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Pictures at an Ick!-sibition

Posted on May 14, 2014 by almosthipguy

Full Frontal Assault: The Many (Disfigured) Faces of Tom Warner By Tom Warner (Baltimore Or Less) Over the years, a number of artists have tried to capture your trusty Baltimore Or Less scribe’s image in various mediums: an attempt, perhaps, … Continue reading →

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The Judgmental Baltimore Map

Posted on May 9, 2014 by almosthipguy

Someone or something called The Notorious DGD created the following map and posted it on a site called Judgmental Maps (JudgmentalMaps.com), which is subtitled “Your city. Judged.” Alas, when you visit the Store link, only the Denver map is available … Continue reading →

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