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Ocean City’s Legendary Boardwalk Elvis

Posted on January 8, 2013 by atomictv

By Mike Beatty (DJ Batman) (7/27/2011) I’m here to tell you that Ocean City’s legendary “Boardwalk Elvis” is very much alive and well – and still very much enjoying his inexplicable celebrity in this town. I have a wonderful current story about … Continue reading →

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Elvis Presley Hits the Low Point of His Career in Baltimore

Posted on January 8, 2013 by atomictv

Only in Baltimore would Elvis Presley leave the stage to try to take a 30 minute crap because of intestinal problems. The Elvis In Norway fan site shares this tale of one of Elvis’ worst performances of his career: Baltimore … Continue reading →

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The Only 7 Things You Need To Know About Oysters

Posted on January 8, 2013 by atomictv

By Emily Fleischaker (BuzzFeed 1/6/2013) 1. The r-month rule DOES matter. Most people will tell you that the “r-month rule” doesn’t matter anymore. They’ll say that it’s cool to eat raw oysters in a month doesn’t have an “r” in … Continue reading →

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Maryland’s Tide Detergent for Crack Fad Spreads

Posted on January 7, 2013 by atomictv

Suds for Drugs Tide detergent: Works on tough stains. Can now also be traded for crack. A case study in American ingenuity, legal and otherwise. By Ben Paynter (New York, 1/6/2013) The call that came in from a local Safeway … Continue reading →

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