Category Archives: Baltimorons

We Know Where the Bear Shits

Posted on September 10, 2010 by atomictv

Ray Lewis, #52, linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens and interplanetary warrior, destroyed Saturn on his quest to destroy universal body odor and is now back on the playing field running with a bear.

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Ray Lewis Flies Raven Into Space, Destroys Saturn with Laser

Posted on September 8, 2010 by atomictv

Ray Lewis, #52, linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens and interplanetary warrior, destroyed Saturn on his quest to destroy universal body odor. Rumor has it that he now has his sights set on Uranus. If only this video had a rainbow and … Continue reading →

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Everyman Art Collector

Posted on September 7, 2010 by almosthipguy

[Note: Erstwhile Atomic TV cameraman Chris Jensen of Jensen Plumbing Service was profiled in this month’s Urbanite magazine; kudos and courtesy flushes to Chris! The photo below of Jensen’s “Negativity Scene” – a Christmas nativity scene that adds space aliens … Continue reading →

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Grape Ape Redux

Posted on August 26, 2010 by almosthipguy

His fans are legion. In fact, many of his fans have lesions. Federal Hill’s legendary bare-chested, beer-guzzling, Led Zep-loving blowhard “Grape Ape” appeared countless times on Atomic TV, including ATV’s first-ever episode in July 1997 and he later dispensed dating … Continue reading →

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