Category Archives: Baltimorons

Santo Gold & “Blood Circus”

Posted on August 20, 2010 by almosthipguy

One of the most ridiculous infomercials archived by the folks at Ridiculous Infomercial Review is this one for the mother of all mondo bizarro videos, Santo Gold! Santo Gold Commercial This infomercial tries to do two very different tasks at … Continue reading →

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Marty Bass: Be Sharp. Be Natural.

Posted on August 19, 2010 by atomictv

NOTE: WE HAVE CONFIRMED THIS STORY TO BE UTTER BS BUT WE LEAVE IT HERE BECAUSE IT IS STILL FUNNY FANTASY FICTION. WE LOVE MARTY BASS. HE MAKES BALTIMORE TV GREAT. Be Sharp. Be Natural. By Andrew Cohn Last summer … Continue reading →

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More on “Merz”

Posted on August 29, 2009 by atomictv

7/22/2009: Convicted Child Abuser’s Case Hits Appeals Snag: John Merzbacher Was Convicted Of Raping Student In 70s 7/30/2008: Convicted Rapist Asks To Be Released From Prison 5/19/2002: Archdiocese protected its priests 7/28/1997: Murphy v. Merzbacher 7/28/1997: Merzbacher v. State 9/1996: Opinion by Karwacki, … Continue reading →

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“Merz” – Sex Charges For A ‘Cool’ Ex-teacher A Section Of Baltimore Is Stunned As ’70s Students Tell Of Abuse

Posted on August 28, 2009 by atomictv

Sex Charges For A ‘Cool’ Ex-teacher A Section Of Baltimore Is Stunned As ’70s Students Tell Of Abuse By Jeffrey Fleishman, (THE PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER, 5/2/1994) Everyone knows everyone else’s business in Locust Point, where flat-top rowhouses sit wedged between the … Continue reading →

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