Category Archives: Baltimorons

The Goof on the Roof: Bird-Brain Raven Fan (2007)

Posted on January 6, 2013 by almosthipguy

The Goof on the Roof: Bird-Brain Raven Fan As Lame As His Team By Tom Warner (Accelerated Decrepitude, 12/29/2007) First my girlfriend mentioned him, then my friend Scott “Unpainted” Huffines (“Huffines Has It!”) e-mailed me about him, complaining about his lameness. The subject … Continue reading →

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“That’s bullshit!” Baltimore Smoking Ban, 2007

Posted on January 4, 2013 by atomictv

By Scott Huffines and Alice Hand (Superstar Inn, 2007) Wayne, Transmission Mechanic, Rosedale “I disagree with it myself. I’ve been smoking since I was fucking 14 years old. I’m a Vietnam vet, I’m 51 years old. I feel they’re taking … Continue reading →

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Morganna rushes infield and kisses Oriole Cal Ripken, 1988

Posted on December 27, 2012 by atomictv

Remember Morganna, the overly-volumptuous baseball fan who show up at televised baseball games to run onto the field in her hotpants and slobber over the players? Fred Rasmussen at The Sun takes a look back at her Memorial Stadium antics. … Continue reading →

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Bizarre Parade Floats Abound at Mayor’s Christmas Parade in Hampden, Maryland

Posted on December 25, 2012 by atomictv

An oldie but goodie from the Baltimore Or Less Christmas archives. Happy Holidays! Shriners ride miniature vehicles, the crippled children’s float, and the most surreal float of all: The Vietnam Vet “Reindeer Hunter” float. From Atomic TV’s 1997 Holiday Special: The … Continue reading →

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