Here’s How Four Broadcast Teams Described The Orioles Streaker On Friday

(By Timothy Burke, Deadspin.com)

The ad hoc policy to not televise fans who run onto the field during baseball games is intended to discourage copycats, though its effectiveness is debatable at best. Yet while viewers may be blind to the rogue fan’s activities, announcers can’t resist providing their own take on the action.

Friday’s Batman-themed streaker in Baltimore was fortunately captured for our amusement by several fans wielding camera phones, and so we’ve synced several angles up with the Twins’ & Orioles’ radio & TV broadcasts—which range from Gary Thorne’s indignation to the Twins’ radio team joke-cracking. (Be sure to watch Minnesota’s dugout when the fan is finally tackled.)

Watch the video at Deadspin.com.

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Batman on the field at Orioles home opener

By Dan Steinberg (D.C. Sports Bog, The Washington Post, 4/6/2012)

“I mean, if we’re going to write about Orioles fans eating bacon on a stick skewers, and an Orioles fan in an Orioles Tebow jersey, we can hardly avoid this Orioles fan dressed as Batman, eluding seven security officials while Camden Yards fans sing “Seven Nation Army” in unison.

Continue reading at the D.C. Sports Bog.

Related:

  • Camden Yards Streaker Was Clad In Undies And A Cape [Update: It May Have Been Batman] —   Deadspin
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Second Video Shows Brutal Gang Attack On Tourist Outside Baltimore Courthouse

(The Smoking Gun, 4/9/2012)

As Baltimore cops investigate the videotaped beating of a tourist on St. Patrick’s Day, a second clip showing the brutal attack could help police identify members of the mob who knocked the victim to the ground, stole his belongings, and even tore his pants off.

The video, seen above, was shot by an onlooker outside a downtown courthouse, where the tourist was sucker-punched by an attacker. The victim, wearing a Mountain Dew shirt, crumpled to the sidewalk and hit his head.

While on the ground, the man was set upon by about ten attackers, who stole his Tag Heuer watch, money, iPhone, and keys to his Audi, according to police. The dazed and defenseless victim is also punched, kicked, and even hit with a shoe by several assailants. In a final indignity, the man is “teabagged” by a male attacker.

Watch video and continue reading at The Smoking Gun.

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Jen & Dave: Mom and Pop Porn Pioneers

ATOMIC TV’s Scott Huffines has a spankin’ good time as hostess Jen rolls our the Welcome Wagon at a 1999 Jen and Dave Nudie Camera Club party in Cockeysville, MD

I read this week’s City Paper cover story about Internet amateur porn entrepreneurs “Jen and Dave” with great interest because it recalled that night, some 13 years ago, when Scott Huffines and I filmed a segment about the Cockeysville couple for an episode of our Baltimore City public access TV show, Atomic TV. The featured “nudie camera club” models that evening included “Simple”, “Lacy” and “Tree.” Scott had a spankin’ good time with the models and I sucked the toes of “Simple” to the amusement (or was it repulsion?) of her nearby boyfriend. To watch this 1999 ATV segment (warning: NSFW!), see “Atomic TV Visits Jen and Dave.” The City Paper article follows below. – TOM WARNER

MOM AND POP:
Up and down (and up and down) with Baltimore County internet-porn pioneers Jen and Dave

by Baynard Woods (City Paper, April 4, 2012)

Porn pioneer Jen is City Paper’s full-spread cover model, photo by J.M. Giordano

Though the holidays have long since passed, and the trees are blooming outside, Christmas paper and lights still adorn the walls of Jen and Dave’s Baltimore County apartment, along with drawings by their 7-year-old twins. Fossils of ancient video-game systems and an old, broken computer haunt one shelf. The book Sex for Dummies is nestled between a copy of Obscene Profits (a history of internet pornography published in 2000), and the fifth and sixth volumes of the Harry Potter series, with a Christmas elf acting as a bookend. The apartment is cluttered with children’s toys—all of the couple’s more adult playthings are tucked discretely away. It is warm and stuffy and smells strongly of cats.

It hardly looks like a porn palace, but Jen and Dave (they prefer not to use their last name) have been making and distributing amateur internet porn here for the last 17 years. In fact, through trial, error, and exhibitionism, they helped invent online pornography. And if Frederick Lane, the author of Obscene Profits (in which the couple is featured), is right, they also helped pave the way for internet commerce in general.

In April 1995, a 20-year-old Jen, and her then boyfriend Dave took the No. 9 bus from their Cockeysville apartment to buy a 75 megahertz computer and a 14.4 modem, which was, Dave says, “pretty bitchin’ back then.

“We found Usenet, the ‘actual internet,’ and back then Usenet was pure content—just people sharing.”

In 1996, Libertarian think tank the Cato Institute estimated that there were “17,000 newsgroups [that] are unmoderated forums known as ‘UseNet’ newsgroups. A substantial subset of these are ‘alt’ (alternative) newsgroups, which tend to be devoted to relatively eccentric freewheeling discussions.”

Dave was drawn to this eccentric, freewheeling world. “And being a pervert, I quickly found porn,” he says.

Continue reading “Mom and Pop” at citypaper.com.

See also – Atomic TV Visits Jen and Dave:
Watch “Atomic TV Visits Jen and Dave” (Blip TV)

Scott surveys the field at at Jen and Dave’s Foto Follies

Scott high fives some fannies at Jen and Dave’s photo-party

Scott Huffines says “Spanks for the memories!” to hostess Jen at a 1999 Jen and Dave Nudie Camera Club Party in Cockeysville, MD

See more Jen and Dave links:
Jen of Jen n Dave (Facebook page)
Jen n Dave’s official site (www.jen-dave.com)
Jenerationxxx (Jen’s “Boobies guaranteed” blog)

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