Elkton, Marry-land

By Marshall S. Berdan (The Washington Post, 2/13/2002)

Photo by William Pfingsten, July 30, 2007

Like most first-time brides-to-be, Roberta Ford is optimistic, nervously optimistic. A diminutive 45-year-old schoolteacher who became engaged on Christmas Eve, she wants “a proper wedding, but not a big one.”

She’s in the right place. Elkton, Md., an otherwise unassuming little town on the northern tip of the Chesapeake Bay, is a place that knows small weddings, that indeed used to be famous for them. Barbara Smith, owner of Elkton’s well-worn Little Wedding Chapel, assures Ford with smooth practice. She is used to brides. “Intimate like a French restaurant,” she purrs, going on to describe the standard $400 package: flowers, 24 photos and a videotape recording.

Photo by William Pfingsten, July 30, 2007

If $400 sounds like a lot for a 15-minute ceremony at a high-volume marriage mill, Ford can always go across the street for a real Elkton quickie, $60 for a license and ceremony in the basement of the Cecil County Courthouse. These days, the Elkton marriage market is split between those who want it done quickly and quietly at the courthouse and those who want it done quickly and with a modicum of pomp at Smith’s chapel. The courthouse gets more than two-thirds of the trade.

There used to be many more choices. The competition for brides and grooms was intense here during its heyday in the ’20s and ’30s, when the Little Wedding Chapel was just one of 15 private chapels and Elkton was the elopement capital of the East Coast. Today, however, the chapel, housed in its two-story, 200-year-old stone building, is the only one left. Its neighbors are all law offices and bail bondsmen.

“They used to line up down the street,” says Smith, an affable, loquacious 71-year-old former dancer. “We used to do as many as 1,000 a year until just a couple of years ago.”

Continue reading “Elkton, Marry-land” at The Washington Post.

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America’s Strangest People: Baltimore #17

(Travel + Leisure, 12/2011)

Photo by Tom Warner

Voters were a little put off by these Marylandians, who came in next-to-last place for looks and last place for making one feel safe. To explore the city’s goofier side, come to the Hampden area in summer for HonFest (as in “Hon,” a heavily accented term of endearment), where participants tease their hair into beehives and celebrate the local dialect, “ Bawlmerese.”

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Md. Man Saw ‘The Light’ After Crab Cake Causes Near Death Experience

(CBS Baltimore, 11/22/2011)

TIMONIUM, Md. (WJZ)—Is there life after death? That question has consumed mankind for centuries.

Adam May talks to a Maryland man who claims he saw the afterlife, and it all started with a crab cake.

Ancient Greeks first studied near death experiences. Now millions of Americans tell similar stories about “the tunnel of light.”

Mike Solano describes it as “a sea of blackness and lights coming through in different colors, and it just kept going like that faster and faster and faster.”

Solano says he has seen the other side. WJZ met up with him at Michael’s Cafe in Timonium.

May: “They have the best crab cakes?”

Solano: “Absolutely!”

May: “Crab cakes worth dying for?”

It was there, in September, when Solano took part in a crab cake eating contest. A reporter with Patch was videotaping the event when he choked on the fifth sandwich.

Solano: “Bop, lights out.”

May: “So do you think you were technically dead for a few minutes?

Solano: “Yeah. It was four minutes without any oxygen. I suffered a mini stroke.”

Solano doesn’t remember the panic as patrons and paramedics tried saving his life. Instead, he recalls an emotional journey.

“I started feeling and seeing talon-like chains with claws on the end of them, coming down and starting to rip my skin, and a pain that I have never felt in life ever,” he said. “And I started begging and saying ‘Mercy, please,’ and then boom, it stopped.”

May: “So then what happened?”

Solano: “I just stopped movement and laying there. The pain is gone, my body is gone, and it’s very white.”

That’s when he says he heard familiar voices discussing his fate.

“For lack of a better term, spiritual figures or angels, nothing with wings, but embodiments with a human form started replacing my body parts,” he said.

Continue reading “Md. Man Saw ‘The Light’ After Crab Cake Causes Near Death Experience” at CBS Baltimore.

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Susan Allenback — The Hometown Tourist

“Not long ago, Susan Allenback realized that, though born and bred in Maryland, she had never truly taken advantage of what the state has to offer, from the low country of the Eastern Shore to the area nicknamed “Little Switzerland” in far Western Maryland’s Garrett County. So much to see, so close to home! Today, Susan joins Dan in studio to share her adventures and discoveries — all made on a single tank of gas right here in Maryland — as the Hometown Tourist.”

On this podcast Susan visits Smith Island and the Crystal Grottoes Cavern:

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Midday with Dan Rodricks (WYPR 88.1, 9/22/2011)
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