Off Duty Officer Has a Ball – Bites Baltimore Man’s Testicles on Cinco de Mayo

By Saliqa Khan (WBAL-TV, 5/6/2015)

truckballsAn Anne Arundel County police officer faces an assault charge after he bit another man’s testicles in a fight over a woman on Cinco de Mayo, according to charging documents released by police Wednesday.

According to charging documents, a man told police he was assaulted by two men, one of whom bit his testicles in the alley behind Looney’s Pub in the 2900 block of O’Donnell Street.

According to the charging documents, police said Michael Flaig, 31, was found on the second floor of the bar with blood stains on his shirt. Flaig identified himself as an Anne Arundel County police officer and after he was identified as one of the attackers, was placed under arrest, according to charging documents.

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Anne Arundel officer accused of biting testicle in fight

By WMAR Staff (5/6/2015)

“…Investigators learned Flaig and the victim started to argue outside on O’Donnell Street after the victim saw Flaig allegedly rubbing his butt on the butt of a woman the victim knows.

The victim decided to go home a short time later and as he walked along South Linwood near Looney’s he heard foot steps behind him and turned around to see a fist coming toward him, according to charging documents.

The victim lowered his head to avoid the punch and grabbed the arm of his attacker, later identified as Flaig, pulling him to the ground.

Police said the victim outweighed Flaig and ended up straddling Flaig. At the same time another man was hitting the victim.

Flaig was unable to get free and allegedly bit the victim in the testicle area, according to charging documents.

When police spoke with Flaig, he was slurring his words, had bloodshot eyes and smelled like alcohol, charging documents indicate. Flaig told Baltimore Police he is an officer with the Anne Arundel County Police Department.”

Continue reading at WMAR Baltimore.

Anne Arundel police officer charged with biting man’s testicles

By Jessica Anderson (The Baltimore Sun, 5/6/2015)

“…City police officers wrote that Flaig had blood stains on his blue and white Polo shirt. While being interview by police, he identified himself as a Anne Arundel County police officer.”

Continue reading at The Baltimore Sun.

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Buzzcocks in Baltimore: Many Happy Returns


Buzzcocks in Baltimore: The boys are back in town

Buzzcocks @ Baltimore Soundstage
w/The Residuels, Expert Alterations
April 18, 2015

Touring in support of their latest release, The Way (Pledge Music, 2014) – their ninth album over the course of a celebrated 40-year career (1976-81, 1989-present) and the first featuring new material since 2006′s Flat-Pack PhilosophyBuzzcocks stopped in Baltimore on April 18 for their first show here in four years (though they did visit Washington, D.C.’s Black Cat just last September). This was a real treat because Baltimore was one of only three East Coast stops for the fab foursome, who played New York’s Irving Plaza on April 16 and Asbury Park, NJ’s Stone Pony on April 17, before closing out their tour at the Baltimore Soundstage. (I suspect Buzzcocks fanboy Dave Cawley is responsible for Charm City’s inclusion on this brief tour, thanks to his overtures at the Black Cat club to Buzzcocks drummer Danny Farrant to “please come back to Baltimore.”)

The collectible promotional poster for this concert was created by Baltimore illustrator Alex Fine (


Watch Buzzcocks play “Ever Fallen in Love” at Baltimore Soundstage.

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Masked Baltimore Batman Defends Liquor Store with Machete During Riot

(Fox 45 Baltimore, 4/29/2015)


When violence erupted on the streets of Baltimore on Monday night, a trail destruction was left behind with cars being burned and businesses looted.

On Baker Street, residents and business owners came out to protect their property. Brian Woodyard was one of those people and he’s being called the ‘Baltimore Batman’ for the way he was able to defend his workplace.

Woodyard works as a bouncer at the Old Clubhouse Bar and Lounge. He was working on Monday night, left before looters broke in through the front window and stole alcohol and tobacco, and then returned to work.

Watch video at Fox 45 Baltimore.

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