The Baltimore Block, Half Scale Baltimore Row House


“”What will I do with a row house?” Jim suggested a crack house. Well, that will be different, thought Grace. So she decided to go ahead with the project.”

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A Baltimore-Themed Dollhouse, Complete With Drugs, Guns, and Prostitutes — Baltimore Fishbowl

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Flash Mob Theft Reported at Germantown 7-Eleven

By Tiffany Arnold (Germantown.patch.com, 8/15/2011)

Montgomery County Police have identified several suspects in connection with an apparent flash mob theft at a 7-Eleven in Germantown late Saturday.

Investigators have released surveillance footage Monday afternoon with hopes of identifying more people.

Nearly 30 people simultaneously entered the 7-Eleven at 13001 Wisteria Drive and stole snacks, police said in a press release Monday. Police said the suspects — some of whom had their faces covered — remained in the store for about a minute before exiting as a group.

While investigators have identified some of the suspects, police have asked that anyone who may recognize any of the suspects in the video to contact the 5th District Investigative Section at 240-773-6200. Callers may remain anonymous.

(Original) Montgomery County Police are investigating a flash mob theft Saturday at a 7-Eleven in Germantown.

More than 20 young people simultaneously entered the convenience store at around 1:30 a.m., leaving with snack items such as candy, soda pop and chips, said Germantown 5th district Cmd. Luther Reynolds.

Apparent surveillance footage obtained by NBC Washington shows a stream of young people — some of the smiling and laughing — entering the convenience store and leaving with out paying.

“To have that many people descend on a store, like a mob mentality, like it’s some kind of joke, I cannot say I’ve ever seen anything like that before,” Reynolds told Patch. “It’s embarrassing to our community.”

Reynolds told Patch that police have already begun to identify suspects. The exact location of the store had not been released because the store’s owner is afraid of being targeted, Reynolds said.

Continue reading “Flash Mob Theft Reported at Germantown 7-Eleven” at Germantown.patch.com.

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A Tribute to Bubba ‘Hightower’ Smith

Click to watch Gawker’s video tribute

Gawker.com: “For many sports fans, Bubba Smith, who died yesterday at the age of 66, was the legendary defensive end for the Baltimore Colts. But for movie buffs, he’ll always be remembered as Moses Hightower, the most badass member of the Police Academy squad. Here are some of his most memorable moments from the classic comedy franchise.”

Watch the video at Gawker.com.


“Bubba Until It Hurts” – www.foundfootagefest.com

Bubba Smith (February 28, 1945 – August 3, 2011)

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Bubba Smith has trouble opening the “easy opening cans”

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2011 Natty Boh Film Festival


Saturday, July 30 2011 @ Fraziers on the Avenue
919 W. 36th Street, Baltimore, MD. (410) 662-4914
fraziersonthe avenue.com

The inaugural 2011 Natty Boh Film Festival was held this past Saturday night at Fraziers on The Avenue in Hampden and featured 16mm prints of vintage Natty Boh commercials (courtesy of Sam Fitzsimmons) – not to mention some Natty Boh DVD rarities from Atomic TV and the excellent documentary Mr. Boh’s Brewery by Alex Castro, Harry Connelly and Lyle Hein – as well as live music about Natty Boh (and other quality-of-life essentials in the Land of Pleasant Living) by The Motor Morons, TT Tucker, The Beatoes (a special reunion for the former Baltimore eccentrics whose leader Chris Dennstaedt now resides up I-95 in Philadelphia), Mongolodian Glow, and some related songs by guest artists (at least I suppose so – I wasn’t able to hang around for the full night’s festivities because my girlfriend Amy had to get up at 5 in the morning for work!).

Although many troubadours took the stage on this night, I didn’t hear anybody sing my favorite vintage jingle, the one once belted out in a Boh ad by a cartoon Lord Baltimore: “National Beer, National Beer, you’ll like the taste of National beer.” Though most people associate National Bohemian with the one-eyed Mr. Boh, there was a whole cast of characters in the Land of Pleasant Living and they were all given a shout-out in this song: “There’s Chincoteague oysters and crabs and clams, and fried chicken and Virginia hams, and while we’re singing, we’re proud to say, it’s brewed on the shores of the Chesapeake Bay.”

Likewise there was quite a cast of local characters on hand for the evening’s festivities because in the Land of Pleasant Living and National Beer, “good things happen when you put the two together.” I spotted Skizz Cyzyk, Bob Wagner, Teresa Dugan, Liz Abeth, John Ellsberry and even Ellsberry’s erstwhile Dork Brothers (and former City Paper and New York Press art director) pal Michael Gentile, who was back in town from NYC for the occasion.


DORK BROS: John Ellsberry and Michael Gentile

But before the films came the tunes…

Down the Beatoe Path: Chris D. Returns to Charm City


The Beatoes open their tab at the Natty Boh Film Festival

First up were The Beatoes, featuring Chris Dennstaedt (Poverty & Spit) on guitar and vocals…


Chris Dennstaedt

Charleigh Chadwick (The Livers, Pornflakes) on guitar…


Charleigh sez: “Love my Good ‘n’ Plenty!”

Chris “Batworth” Ciattei (Go Pills, etc.) on drums and Mike Kiker (of Philly’s St. James and the Apostles) on bass.

I really liked Chris D.’s t-shirt that said “Big Man Music,” a reference to his dearly departed friend (and former Beatoe) Mark Harp (Mark “Harpo” Linthicum); my girlfriend Amy Linthicum (Mark Harp’s former wife) certainly got a “big” kick out of it as well!


Big Man musician Chris and little music lover Amy

It was the first of two shout-outs this night to The King of Peru (who passed away before his time in 2004), as Sam Fitzsimmons ended his Motor Morons set by crying out his name and holding up Mark’s guitar. It made sense on this night of remembrance of good things past, for Harp was every bit a part of Baltimore lore and legend as Mr. Boh (whose namesake libation is now brewed out of town by Pabst).

The Beatoes opened with “Beer Drinkin’ Woman,” an obvious homage to Mrs. Boh, aka “Natalie Boh” (doh! – if only Amy had remembered to wear her Natalie Boh t-shirt this night!).


Mrs. Boh: Beer Drinkin’ Woman

Watch the Beatoes play “Beer Drinkin’ Woman.”

Next up was “Polyester” and “12-Bar Blooze” and probably some other tunes I should know (but the sound mix at Fraziers was a little, how should I say, funky?).

Watch the Beatoes play “Polyester” and “12-Bar Blooze.”

Anyway, following are some Beatoes pix I took before running to the back bar for a Boh (oddly priced at $2.20 a can – obviously feeling the effect of the new city beverage tax hike). Oh, I also made a quick stop in the Men’s Room, where I had to agree with this thought-provoking graffiti:

OK, back to the Beatoes…


“Hey Charleigh, how do ya hold this stringy thing???”


“Like this???”


“How about like this???”


“I see…ya lift it upright like this!” Chris D. says as a disgusted Charleigh Chadwick turns his back on him


“I see – you sling this thing over your hips!”


“Got it! Under control now! Ready to rock!”


“I’m so happy to be here, I’m glowing!” Chris effuses.


“Is it just me, or did someone turn on the infra-red light? We really must be cooking tonight!”

On with the Boh Show

And now for a word from our sponsors…

After the Beatoes finished their set and broke down their gear, a big screen was set up and the film screening started. Although there were some technical difficulties with the 16mm films that came from Motor Morons bassist Sam Fitzsimmons‘ private collection (the projectors were provided by Hampden’s own audio-visual specialists, the Falkenhan’s Audio Visual Service over on 34th and Chestnut Avenue), everyone enjoyed the vintage National Bohemian commercials that were screened.


The Fraziers crowd is mesmerized by the Natty Boh films


“Hey, we’re turning black and white like these Natty Boh ads!” Skizz observes, while Amy quips “In that case, I hope Liz and I turn into animated dancing clam shells – though I’d be tempted to eat myself!”

As a backup, someone called former Senator Theatre owner (and current candidate for Baltimore City Council President) Tom Kiefaber to give a hand with the the screening, and Tom brought along a DVD of ads taken from the Atomic TV public access television show’s “Atomic Cocktail Hours” episode as well as from the Mr. Boh’s Brewery documentary – some of which I had never seen (like the French chef cartoon with Frenchy serving Mr Boh the “wet, cold and delicious” brew from the shores of the Chesapeake Bay, a Preakness Stakes Boh ad, and the dancing clamshells of Maryland’s capital, “Clamapolis”!).

I hope the Natty Boh documentary becomes available soon on DVD, because it promises to be chock-full of “extra feature” goodies like these vintage ads (the film transfers look beautiful!). Until then, this Atomic TV sampler will have to suffice:

Watch ATV’s “Classic Natty Boh TV Commercials.”

The Motor Morons

Next up were The Motor Morons – Jeff Bridges lookalike Sam Fitzsimmons on bass and vocals, “Wild Bill” Hagy lookalike Craig Stitchcombe (Judie’s Fixation) on the skins, TT Tucker (Tom DiVenti, whose Baltimoronic pedigree goes back to late ’70s punk rockers Da Moronics) on the guitar, Fred Collins on machines and vocals, Blade on vox and firestarter device (?) – who took to the stage in pitch darkness, all the better for the sparks to (literally) fly during their incendiary metallic K.O. set! Though the Morons have played just about every venue in Charm City over their long existence, I’ve most associated them with the annual SoWeBo Festival, where they’ve been absent the last several years; so it was good to see them back in a setting where their genius was once again fully appreciated.


Motor Morons make merry metallic music mayhem!

The Morons opened with “Another Girl.”

Watch Motor Morons play “All You Want Is Another Girl.”

I’m not as adept as Amy when it comes to discerning which Motor Moron song is which, but I’m pretty sure I heard “Urinal Cakes” and “No Brakes” in there, and probably “Big Truck.”

Watch Motor Morons make more music mayhem.

Following are some Motor Moron pix I took.

Unfortunately, the Morons set was the last tune-age we would hear for the evening, as Amy had to get up early the next morning. But I’m glad Amy was there to hear Sam Fitzsimmons bid adieu to former Motor Moron Mark Harp (circa 1998-2004), holding up Harpo’s 4-string guitar as he shouted “Mark Harp!”

Watch Motor Morons say goodnight @ Fraziers.

On the way out, we ran into Amy’s friend Robyn Webb, who was playing pool in the adjacent room. We exchanged chit-chat about spotted dick and mushy pees – er, peas – since we all love British pub food (though Amy and I didn’t discover spotted dick until we “spotted” it next to a packet of Asian “Cock Soup” in the Dundalk Giant’s International food isle).


A blurry Robyn Webb and Amy Linthicum say goodnight as my camera battery runs out

What a fun night! But I have a question for the folks at Fraziers: since former milltown Hampden is becoming increasingly upscale and well-heeled, can we expect a National Premium Film Festival anytime soon? It was the “classy” beer of choice in this town for many years. Expensive? Yes. Extravagant? No.

Related Links:
Natty Boh Film Festival set on Flickr
Natty Boh Documentary
“Boh & Utz: A Love Story” (Smythe ad)
Atomic TV’s “Classic Natty Boh Commercials”

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