John Waters Looks for Trouble

Filmmaker John Waters is still looking to make people laugh uncomfortably—this time in the art world

By Alexandra Wolfe (Weekend Confidential, Wall Street Journal, January 9, 2015)

John Waters (Allison Michael Orenstein for The Wall Street Journal/Grooming by Mara Schiavetti for Cloutier/Remix)

John Waters (Allison Michael Orenstein for The Wall Street Journal/Grooming by Mara Schiavetti for Cloutier/Remix)

“I don’t trust anybody who hasn’t been in jail once.”- John Waters

“Have you ever been arrested?” filmmaker John Waters asks me. “I don’t trust anybody who hasn’t been in jail once.” When neither I nor anyone from the photo crew with me in Mr. Waters’s Manhattan apartment admits to having been arrested, he exclaims, “Squares!”

The controversial artist has been arrested four times, once for “conspiracy to commit indecent exposure” while filming his first feature film, “Mondo Trasho,” in Baltimore in 1969. His next film, “Pink Flamingos,” was banned in Hicksville, N.Y., in the early 1970s for its sexually explicit content.

Four decades later, Mr. Waters, 68, is finding it much more difficult to get into trouble. As the writer and director of cult indie films such as “Hairspray” (1988), “Cry-Baby” (1990) and “Cecil B. DeMented” (2000), he must confront the troubling fact that some of his work is now considered mainstream.

Still, Mr. Waters’s apartment retains some hints of his bad-boy behavior. Amid the traditional décor of Oriental carpets and dark wood, a lifelike stuffed dog (a piece of taxidermy) lies on the floor. A nearby wall features a toilet paper roll, only with chiffon hanging down instead of paper. “I miss being hated,” he says, sitting at his dining room table.

It’s been more than a decade since Mr. Waters released his last film. He has kept busy with other projects, including performances, artwork and books. This weekend, he opens a new show of his photographs and sculptures at the Marianne Boesky Gallery in New York. Titled “Beverly Hills John,” it satirizes the worlds of film, art and literature.

'Beverly Hills John,' (2012 Courtesy of the artist and Marianne Boesky Gallery. New York © John Waters)

“Beverly Hills John” (2012 Courtesy of the artist and Marianne Boesky Gallery. New York © John Waters)

In one heavily Photoshopped image, he gives himself an extreme face-lift. Lassie gets the same treatment, pointing to a new frontier of plastic surgery for pets. And he makes fun of art’s commercial culture with pieces such as “Did Not Sell,” an assembly of red stickers spelling out the words of the work’s title. The show “covers sexual tastes, race and everything that’s a hot button,” he says. “I try to make you laugh uncomfortably.”

He jokes that landing roles in two film franchises would make his career complete—one a horror series and one for children. “I want to be in the next ‘Final Destination’ movie and in the next ‘Chipmunk’ movie, and those are the only things in my whole career I want left,” he says. “I was in a Woody Allen movie, and I was in a Chucky movie, so what more do I want?”

Growing up in Baltimore, Mr. Waters was fascinated by gory crime scenes and would have his mother drive him to junkyards so that he could look at car wreck remains. “I liked villains,” he says. “I was interested in behavior I couldn’t understand, and I still am.”

His parents, he says, were supportive about his career, if hesitant. They wished he had made different kinds of movies, he remembers, but as his films started getting more positive reviews, they grew more accepting. When the Broadway adaptation of his film “Hairspray” won eight Tony awards in 2003, “they were really happy,” he says.

His main residence is still in Baltimore, where he keeps a library of more than 8,000 books. “Baltimore inspires me because it has the cutest, funniest people and a great sense of humor.” When a travel magazine credited the city with having the least attractive people in the country, his reaction was, “They just didn’t understand style.”

Continue reading “John Waters Looks for Trouble” at www.wsj.com.

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Mouth Trumpet Lets You Toot Your Own Horn, but Without the Horn

Also Known as ‘Vocal’ or ‘Lip’ Trumpet, Musicians Use Their Own Mouths to Jazz Up the Music Scene

By Angus Loten (Wall Street Journal, January 6, 2015)

Singer songwriter Victoria Vox is leading a revival of the ‘mouth trumpet,’ a vocal technique popularized during the 1920s ukulele craze. (Photo: Philip Edward Lubner)

Singer songwriter Victoria Vox is leading a revival of the ‘mouth trumpet,’ a vocal technique popularized during the 1920s ukulele craze. (Photo: Philip Edward Lubner)

BALTIMORE—Side-by-side on folding chairs, Rick and Sonia Samuel pursed their lips and blew. With his face turning red, Mr. Samuel managed to produce a low-frequency buzzing. His wife’s mouth emitted noises several octaves higher.

“Sometimes people think that if they just blow, they’re going to produce music,” their instructor, Victoria Vox, explained to the group of about 20 people, gathered in a turn-of-the-century townhouse.

The Samuels, both in their 40s, were here to learn basic “mouth trumpet”—a vocal technique using the lips to imitate the sound of a trumpet, but without a trumpet. “It takes practice to get the tone and pitch,” said Ms. Vox, a professional singer-songwriter who led the group in a mouth-trumpet version of the Beatles’ “All You Need Is Love.” “You have to sing, and you have to know what note to hit, too.”

Ms. Vox, who also plays ukulele and piano, is among a group of performers who are leading an unlikely revival of the mouth trumpet—also known as “vocal” or “lip” trumpet—even as they seek respect as serious musicians.

The 36-year-old, whose given name was Victoria Davitt, has held similar workshops across the country while touring to promote her eighth album, “Key,” which was nominated in March for an Independent Music Award. She wrote or co-wrote all of the songs in the album, many of which feature a real trumpet that Ms. Vox mimics onstage.

“It is singing and it is my voice,” she says. “It’s not just a joke.”

Certainly, mouth trumpet has a rich heritage in popular music, much of it linked to the ukulele craze of the 1920s. Some of the earliest known mouth-trumpet recordings were by Cliff “Ukelele Ike” Edwards, whose signature high-pitched vocal solos are a cross between a muted trumpet and the kind of improvised scat singing popularized by Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald. Mouth-trumpet solos figure prominently in his biggest hits, including “Singin’ in the Rain,” which topped the U.S. pop charts for three weeks in 1929.

Another early mouth trumpeter was Harry Mills, the second youngest of the four Piqua, Ohio, Mills Brothers, who is said to have lost his kazoo at a talent show and played mouth trumpet on stage instead. By 1930, the Mills Brothers were stars on CBS radio, appearing regularly on the Fleischmann’s Yeast Hour with singer Rudy Vallee. Performers as varied as Dean Martin and the Bee Gees have cited Harry Mills as a musical influence.

But as the Jazz Age faded in the Depression, mouth trumpet lost its appeal in mainstream music; it could still be heard in folk, blues and other traditional songs.

Its current revival comes amid a broader rediscovery of early jazz, and the renewed popularity of the ukulele in recent years, says Vince Giordano, whose New York jazz band The Nighthawks recorded the Grammy-winning soundtrack for the 1920s-era HBO series “Boardwalk Empire.” He says good mouth trumpet, like good scat singing, is something of a lost art: “Not everyone can do it. You’ve got to be musical and have good pitch,” he says.

“There’s nothing worse than bad scatting, except maybe bad mouth trumpet,” says Bria Skonberg, co-founder of the New York Hot Jazz Festival, and a 2014 winner for Best Trumpet and Best Female Vocalist by Hot House Jazz Magazine. “Mouth trumpet may sound like a trumpet, but it’s really more like playing a kazoo,” Ms. Skonberg says, adding that she’s glad performers are learning to do it well again.

Continue reading “Mouth Trumpet Lets You Toot Your Own Horn” at www.wsj.com.

Related Links:

Victoria Vox Demonstrating her Mouth Trumpet (YouTube)

Victoria Vox Official Site (www.victoriavox.com)

Victoria Vox performs Europe’s “Final Countdown” on Jay Leno (sorry for poor quality!)

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Burlesque-Era “Miami Club” Menu from Baltimore’s “Block” (1950s)

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Maryland celebrates New Year with unique drops

As the doughnut drops, a new year begins

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Middletown Valley Bank employees take a selfie with the 6-ft. papier mache doughnut for the Krumpe’s Do-nut Drop 2015 that is on tour and parked outside the bank. It will be lowered in Hagerstown on New Year’s Eve. (Photo: Kim Hairston, Baltimore Sun)

  • “Giant Do-Nut Drop” the newest of Maryland’s wacky New Year’s traditions.
  • A duck, a muskrat, a crab and a pastry will descend to greet 2015.
  • CNN to broadcast 10th annual crab drop in Easton.

By Jonathan Pitts (Baltimore Sun, Dec. 31, 2014)

He was working later than he’d hoped to one New Year’s Eve, and when his boss finally let him go at 11:30 p.m., Pieter Bickford bolted from the office, ready to have some fun.

Then something struck him: In his hometown of Hagerstown, there was nowhere special to go to ring in 2013.

“I found myself thinking, ‘New York drops the ball in Times Square. In Lebanon, Pa., they lower a piece of bologna. Why don’t we have anything?'” he recalls.

On Wednesday night, the town of 39,000 in Washington County serves up an answer for the second straight year. More than 5,000 people are expected to count down in the town square as a giant papier-mache doughnut is lowered four stories into a waiting coffee cup, marking the onset of 2015.

Continue reading “As the doughnut drops, a New year begins” at baltimoresun.com.

Hampden’s Big Baby, Bob Hosier:

Hampden's New Year Baby Bob Hosier.

Take Off Hoser!: Hampden’s New Year Baby Bob Hosier.

Lest we forget, over on 34th Street in North Baltimore, a disco ball will descend at Midnight to usher in the new year, followed by a Polar Plunge into the chilly night air by Hampden’s Baby New Year, Bob Hosier. Yes, the beloved 57-year-old Hampdenite will once again parade around the block in his signature diaper, bonnet and pacifier (not to mention a can of beer) to mark the moment. Hosier’s been donning his big boy diapers since 1998. (No New Year’s diaper droppings have been spotted during that streak.)

Watch last year’s New Year’s Eve festivities.

Muskrat Love: Princess Anne’s Marshall P. Muskrat:

Muskrat Love: Princess Anne's Marshall P. Muskrat dons his gay apparel for his New Year's Eve descent

Stylish Rat-About-Town Marshall P. Muskrat prepares for his New Year’s Eve Midnight descent in Princess Anne, MD. (Don’t worry, PETA, he’s stuffed!)

Of course, Baltimore or Less’s favorite unusual New Year’s Eve creature (non-human) is Marshall P. Muskrat, a stuffed muskrat sporting a black top hat and cloak. Tonight Marshall will be lowered 50 feet down onto Somerset Avenue in Princess Anne to ring in 2015.

According to WPOC16 (www.wpoc.com), the idea for using a muskrat drop came from town residents Dennis Williams and Ben Alder, who wanted to come up with something that would be fun and family friendly in the Somerset county town. The musrat’s name was chosen by students from nearby Greenwood Elementary School. Marshall is also the star of Jeanne du Nord‘s children’s book, Marshall Muskrat and the Chesapeake Pirates.

Marshall P. Muskrat is the star of Jeanne du Nord's children's fantasy set in 1773.

Marshall P. Muskrat is the star of Jeanne du Nord’s children’s fantasy set in 1773.

Watch Maryland’s Unique New Year Drops:

Hagerstown’s First Annual New Year’s Eve Donut-Drop.

Easton Rings in the New Year with a Crab Drop!

Havre de Grace, MD’s 2012 Duck Drop.

Related Links:

Krumpe’s Do-Nuts (krumpesdonuts.com)

First Night Talbot 2-15

 Havre de Grace’s New Year’s Eve Duck Drop & Fireworks

Muskrat Drops at Midnight in Princess Anne, Md.

Marshall P. Muskrat, Goodwill Ambassador of Princess Anne, Md.

The Midnight Muskrat Dive (Facebook)

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