When Animals Ruled the Malls

Baltimore’s Wild Retail Kingdom

After hearing Mink Stole sing holiday songs at the Creative Alliance last night (Mink Stole’s Christmas: Unwrapped & Unplugged), Amy got all nostalgic for Christmases past in Dundalk and recalled that one of her most cherished holiday memories was going to see the penguins at Eastpoint Mall in the ’60s. (The Eastpoint Shopping Center opened in 1956 was wasn’t enclosed as a “mall proper” until 1972.) The discussion continued afterwards over drinks at Henninger’s Tavern, where Essex-native Scott Huffines – who’s inherited his journalist mom Jackie Nickel‘s obssession with East Baltimore history – recalled the same thing. In fact, he thinks it was mentioned in his mother’s book, Essex.

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1. Penguins in the window of Hochschild Kohn
Eastpoint Shopping Mall

Scott says, “I can’t find a picture yet but it was a fake arctic pool with a fake penguin on top of an iceberg wearing a top hat and then live penguins in the pool.” Scott also sent me a link to Gary Helton‘s book Dundalk (Arcadia Publishing, Images of America series 2005), in which the author writes:

“…the most unique things about Eastpoint’s early days had nothing to do with shopping. Long before the National Aquarium at Baltimore was ever conceived, Hochschild’s featured a corner window display of penguins swimming about in a tank of presumably cold water. Equally entertaining was “Monkeytown,” a window full of the little primates at Hess shoes.”

On the Baltimore Examiner’s web site, reader Jan Lynch adds

“Oh, yes there were penguins at Eastpoint. And not just at Christmas, but year round. They has air conditioners keeping them cool in the warm weather. There were 2 glass walls exposed to the outside (couldn’t do that today – people would break the glass!). There was water in a sort of cement pool in the room, and the other 2 walls had a painted Artic background. There was always humidity running down the glass. Poor penguins. This was probably animal cruelty, but what did we know back then?”

Interesting, but even Scott hadn’t heard before of the barrelful of monkeys that distracted youngsters getting haircuts at Hess Monkeytown (or “Monkey Town”) – though most sources agree it was at the Edmondson Village Shopping Center…

…and not – as referenced in Gary Helton’s Dundalk book and Eastpoint Mall’s Facebook page – at Eastpoint Mall. (What’s the story? Was it at both locations?)

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2. Hess Monkey Town
Edmondson Village Shopping Center


HESS MONKEY TOWN print by Charlene Clark
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Anybody remember this place? Above is the only picture I’ve found referencing Monkey Town. It’s by local artist Charlene Clark, who is a visual archivist of Baltimore’s “gone but not forgotten” oddball lore (Enchanted Forest, Gino’s, Little Tavern, Cloverland Farms Milk, etc.).

In his Streetpolo blog, W.O.F. recalls that Hess Monkey Town was the barber shop next to the Hess Shoes store in the Edmondson Village shopping center, one that had real caged monkeys monkeying around in the store:

“…I recall hittin’ Monkey Town for the occasional haircut as a young kid. There was a special carpeted ramp from which to view the monkey-shines. The monkeys held one’s attention away from the fact that you were getting a hair-ectomy (and as a very young kid, I hated haircuts). Pretty entertaining, all right, and next to a Hess Shoes store. There was a Hochschild Kohn department store a few doors down, and a big ol’ Hecht Company across the street, next to a cafeteria we used to hit on the occasional Sunday after church.

It’s all gone now as the City and its blight spread out to the west along U.S. Route 40. The department store chains have fallen one by one, leaving, basically, Macy’s. Maybe there is a renaissance going on in that area; I hope so, as Edmondson Village was pretty quaint. But I think the era of the monkey-festooned barbershop is pretty much over.”

Ah yes, the glory days are over. According to Baltimore Style’s online “Department Store Timeline,” Edmondson Village – developed by Jacob and Joseph Meyerhoff and opened in 1947 – was one of the first regional suburban shopping centers built on the East Coast, and was home to Baltimore’s first suburban department store, Hochschild Kohn.

“Built in the Williamsburg style and including a “parking plaza” for 800 automobiles, the center is called “unique in American city planning” by the Evening Sun. Besides the first Hochscild’s branch, the center includes Whelan’s Drugs, Hess Shoes, Food Fair, the Dugout Restaurant, the Princess Shop, a bowling alley, movie theater and a community meeting room.”

In his “You’re from Bawlmer if…” column, the Baltimore Sun’s Dan Rodericks adds that, in addition to the monkeys, the Edmondson Village Hess Shoes also had large “rocking” horses to ride and an X-ray machine to see your toes in your shoes.

Even the Hess Shoes by me had the same Disneyland mentality – I recall slides and rocking horse ponies to distract kids at the Belvedere Square location, as well as a barbershop (but no monkeys!). Alas, my old Hess Shoes store is now home to the rather pricey Shoo-Fly Diner restaurant.

3. Sinclair Dinosaurs roam through Essex
Eastpoint Shopping Mall

Addendum: On July 3, 2014, Jimbo Woodrow Buckler posted pictures of the “Sinclair Dinosaurs” visiting Eastpoint Mall to the “You Grew Up in Essex, MD If You Remember” Facebook page, as shown below.

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Sinclair’s 70-foot-tall “Dino” visited Eastpoint Mall in the mid-1960s (1965?)

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Dino’s friends were along for the ride at Eastpoint Mall.

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Reader Brian Dasch: “I am so glad that I was able to supply the photos of the dinosaurs. I lived in Colgate, and going to Eastpoint was am adventure. BTW I’m the little one in the front.”

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These creatures stomped through the Eastpoint Mall in the mid-1960s. The dinosaurs were originally part of the “Dinoland” exhibition at the 1964 World’s Fair in New York and afterwards made appearances at Sinclair Gas & Oil stations – whose logo was a Brontosaurus named “Dino” and whose oil cans proclaimed that their  fossil fuels were “mellowed a hundred million years” – around the country. Today known more correctly as  an Apatosaurus, in the 1960s the 70-foot “Dino” traveled more 10,000 miles through 25 states and 38 major cities – stopping at shopping centers and other venues where crowds of children were introduced to the wonders of prehistory, courtesy of Sinclair’s “Dino Tour.” The East Coast Sinclair stations were later bought by BP, whose logo wasn’t nearly as cool. Alas, corporate acquisition killed the dinosaurs, at least ’round these parts.

Related Links:

Penguins waddle in to join Eastpoint’s 45th anniversary” (Baltimore Sun, 10/24/01)
Sinclair Dinos On Tour (monsterbashnews.com)
I Grew Up in Baltimore in the 50’s, 60’s, 70’s Photos: Sinclair stations

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Sexy Strippers Drive Men to Stab Cop in Neck

Stabbed Off-Duty Officer Shoots Suspect At Club

WJZ, 11/5/2009

Baltimore County Police have released new information about the stabbing of an off-duty Baltimore City officer.

Initially it had been believed that only one man attacked Officer Eric Jansen, 42, but police now say Jansen was attacked by two men.

The suspect shot by Officer Jansen in the incident is at Shock Trauma and has not yet been charged.

The second suspect is identified as Lucas James Baumeister, 23. Baumeister was at the scene of the incident and was at first interviewed by detectives as a witness. Detectives later determined Baumeister was the other suspect, and he was placed under arrest Thursday night.

The incident began early Thursday morning as Jansen was leaving Christina’s Female Revue. As he left the building the two men ran up to him and began stabbing him in the neck and lower back.

Jansen produced a handgun he was carrying off-duty and shot one of the attackers. That man and Jansen were taken to Shock Trauma. Jansen was released from the hospital Thursday night.

Baumeister is being held at the Baltimore County Detention Center with bail denied. He has been charged with attempted first-degree murder and assault.

Investigators do not know the motive for the attack.

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Essex Police vs. Leatherface!

‘Haunted house’ gets a little scarier

Off-duty officer accused of pulling gun on character

By Peter Hermann
October 27, 2009The haunted house in Essex is billed as “The House of Screams,” but it was the man portraying the Texas Chainsaw Massacre killer who ended up frightened, authorities say, when an off-duty Baltimore police officer pulled his gun and pointed it at the actor during a performance at Eastpoint Mall.

Baltimore County officers arrested Southeastern District Sgt. Eric Michael Janik, 36, and charged him early Monday with first- and second-degree assault and reckless endangerment. He was released on $25,000 bail and was suspended by the Baltimore Police Department.

“I’ve never had anything like this happen to me,” said Michael Brian Morrison, a 32-year-old contractor who helps run the privately owned haunted house and played the part of “Leatherface.” The owners rent space from the Baltimore County mall on Eastern Avenue.

Morrison is at the end of the haunted house tour and threatens people with a chain saw (with the sharp chain removed). He said Janik’s group, which went through Sunday a little after 10 p.m. and included a female city police officer and the sergeant’s 9-year-old daughter, were rowdy.

He said the sergeant held his screaming daughter close to scary characters and that when it came time to give chase, “I went after the adults” because the girl was crying.

A Baltimore County police report says Morrison approached Janik while he revved the gas-powered saw; when he came within a few feet, “Janik pointed a black handgun as his chest.”

Morrison said he put his hands in the air, and the police report says Janik stated, “It’s o.k. I’m a cop.” He said the officer’s daughter was tugging the sleeve of the arm with the gun and that after he put the weapon away, the sergeant approached him to shake his hand.

The report says the officer went back to his car, where a county officer first encountered him sitting in the front passenger seat. Janik rolled down the window and the officer noted in the report that “a strong odor of alcohol” could be detected. The report says that both Janik and the other officer in the car, Lisa Michelle Hinkley, showed their city police badges.

“When asked if he had at any time pulled his handgun out of its holster for any reason while attending the haunted house, Defendant Janik stated ‘no,’ ” the police report says. Janik told the officer that his daughter “may have pulled on his shirt and accidentally showed it.”

But police said witnesses, including a tour guide and another worker, told them the sergeant pointed the gun at Morrison’s chest. Police said they returned to Janik and wrote in a report that he “changed his version of events and stated that he did pull his weapon out and pointed it at the ground.” He told officers that Morrison “did not stop advancing toward him” and that while he knew it was part of the show, he pulled his gun “to stop him.”

Police said in the report that the green Carlton chain saw “did not cause a threat of bodily harm.” The report also stated that Janik had slurred speech, but officers did not administer a breath test.

Janik, reached by telephone at his home, declined to comment. His attorney with the city Fraternal Order of Police union, Shaun Owens, also declined comment.

Baltimore police chief spokesman Anthony Guglielmi said Janik could be suspended without pay at a formal hearing later this week. “These allegations are incredibly concerning, and we are committed to holding our officers accountable,” Guglielmi said. “We won’t tolerate any behavior that undermines the integrity of the agency and the hard work of our police officers.”

Morrison said that the haunted house opens again Wednesday and that he’ll be back in his familiar role. “I’ll probably be a bit more leery,” he said.

Copyright © 2009, The Baltimore Sun

Officer accused of pointing gun at ‘House of Screams’ character

Off-duty city officer charged with assault in incident involving killer from Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie

By Peter Hermann, Baltimore Sun reporter
October 26, 2009

The haunted house in Essex is billed as “The House of Screams,” but it was the man portraying the Texas Chainsaw Massacre killer who ended up frightened, authorities say, when an off-duty Baltimore police officer pulled his gun and pointed it at the actor during a performance at Eastpoint Mall.

Baltimore County officers arrested Southeastern District Sgt. Eric Michael Janik, 36, and charged him early Monday with first- and second-degree assault and reckless endangerment. He was released on $25,000 bail and was suspended by the Baltimore Police Department.

“I’ve never had anything like this happen to me,” said Michael Brian Morrison, a 32-year-old contractor who helps run the privately owned haunted house and played the part of “Leatherface.” The owners rent space from the Baltimore County mall on Eastern Avenue.

Morrison is at the end of the haunted house tour and threatens people with a chain saw (with the sharp chain removed). He said Janik’s group, which went through Sunday a little after 10 p.m. and included a female city police officer and the sergeant’s 9-year-old daughter, were rowdy.

He said the sergeant held his screaming daughter close to scary characters and that when it came time to give chase, “I went after the adults” because the girl was crying.

A Baltimore County police report says Morrison approached Janik while he revved the gas-powered saw; when he came within a few feet, “Janik pointed a black handgun as his chest.”

Morrison said he put his hands in the air, and the police report says Janik stated, “It’s o.k. I’m a cop.” He said the officer’s daughter was tugging the sleeve of the arm with the gun and that after he put the weapon away, the sergeant approached him to shake his hand.

The report says the officer went back to his car, where a county officer first encountered him sitting in the front passenger seat. Janik rolled down the window and the officer noted in the report that “a strong odor of alcohol” could be detected. The report says that both Janik and the other officer in the car, Lisa Michelle Hinkley, showed their city police badges.

“When asked if he had at any time pulled his handgun out of its holster for any reason while attending the haunted house, Defendant Janik stated ‘no,’ ” the police report says. Janik told the officer that his daughter “may have pulled on his shirt and accidentally showed it.”

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Fell’s Point Fun Fest 2009

Never mind the rest, Fells Fest is the best

I spent the past weekend doing nothing but playing tennis, eating sushi and walking around the Fells Point Fun Festival, where the sunny fall weather (mid-70s) was so wonderful it made the decision to trek down there both Saturday and Sunday afternoons a no-brainer.

Since I’m in two leagues (over-committing to under-performance with a vengeance!), I had to play tennis both Saturday and Sunday mornings. Once again sticking to an all-too-familiar script, I lost with ease, but that’s OK, since my enormous ego has already deflated to the point where its like a shriveled scrotum that’s starting to be sucked up into my body cavity. At least the Hopkins engineer I played Sunday was nice, explaining the applied physics behind the kick-serves, top-spin and open-stance groundstrokes he used to pummel me into submission. Ah, not to worry: tennis is like sex; even when it’s bad, it’s still good exercise.


“Is it over yet?”: Tennis Agonistes

Freed of my obligations to exhibit my athletic shortcomings, I picked up my girlfriend and headed down to Fells Point to show off my social and financial limitations at what I consider to be Baltimore’s best fest. Yeah, I know Hon- and Hampdenfest boosters will argue with me that they have all the cool bands and quirky Avenue boutiques uptown, but c’mon…the Fells Point festival has the added bonus of its neighboring Hispanic community, with all those Latino foods and fare in their part of the festival north of the Broadway Market and Eastern Avenue.

Continue reading “Fell’s Point Fun Fest 2009” at Accelerated Decrepitude.

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