(That Guy’s On Heroin, 4/2/2012)
Rating: 4/5
Description: “A good friend of mine woke up to this present on his doorstep not that long ago and decided to share.”This guy gets points taken off the top for lying down like a pussy – but major points for having the balls to pass out on a stranger’s stoop, and even more for wearing shorts which haven’t been cool since Tom Selleck wore them for Magnum P.I. The obvious track marks and bruisings on the arms is a huge plus, and adds to both his score on this blog and his employment prospects I’m sure.Altogether a strong showing, but I feel Baltimore can do better.” —That Guy’s On Heroin
