Burglar Left Feces on Front Porch in Owings Mills

After stealing statues, picture frames and dolls, a burglar left feces on the front porch of an Owings Mills home.

By Marc Shapiro (Owings Mills Patch, 10/1/2012)

A burglar who stole several items from an Owings Mills home left something for the homeowners: feces.

According to Baltimore County Police, a burglar stole a crystal bowl, two crystal golf statues, two picture frames, four or five porcelain dolls and left feces on the front porch of a home on a private road in the Caves Valley Golf Club area in Owings Mills on Sunday, Sept. 30.

Police believe the burglar is somebody known to the victim, but that feces have not been involved in previous incidents.

“Feces on the front porch?” said Lt. Stephen Doarnberger, assistant commander of the Baltimore County Police’s Franklin Precinct. “That’s new.”

The incident occurred between 6:30 a.m. and 11:30 a.m., according to a police report.

“A turd, mama, a turd!”

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