Vampire Hookers from Dundalk

7 Sins

AKA 7 Sins of the Vampire, Blood Seduction
Directed by Doug Ulrich and Mark Mackner
(Alpha Video, 2013, 75 minutes)

This Movie Sucks. Literally.

By Tom Warner (Baltimore Or Less)

In 2002, my friend and co-worker Holly Tominack acted in a local low-budget feature horror film, Blood Seduction, that started out as a comedy short called Vampire Hookers from Dundalk. Patterson High School grads Doug Ulrich and Al Darago not only wrote, produced and directed the original 11-minute short – which was shot in 1995 on location in Dundalk (natch) and surrounding locales – but also acted in it, as well.

The directors initially planned to film scenes at the Enoch Pratt Central Library in Mount Vernon (which would have been a wonderful addition to Pratt’s guided tours – “Besides the esteemed Poe and H.L. Mencken Rooms, the historic Central Library was also home to the filming of Vampire Hookers from Dundalk…”), but the idea never came to fruition.

Holly Tominack, Vampire Hooker, wants to bite your (um) neck, hon!

Vampire hooker Holly Tominack wants to bite your…um…neck, hon!

Over the years, the short was fleshed out into a feature-length straight vampire genre film titled Blood Seduction with a new cast and released independently. (Holly not only appeared in the film’s first scene, but also had her Little Italy townhouse featured as a setting.) But one thing that remained constant was that when the vampire hookers got down to business, they moved the party downtown – way below the neckline!

A Dundalk vampire hooker gets down to business with Officer Friendly.

More Fang for the Buck: A Dundalk vampire hooker gets down to business with Officer Friendly.

A vampire hooker enjoys a horndog with lotsa ketchup in "Blood Seduction."

A vampire hooker enjoys a horndog with lotsa ketchup in “Blood Seduction.”

Then, under the title 7 Sins of the Vampire, the Ulrich-Darago Dark Falls production was finally released as a budget-priced DVD from Alpha Video. Among the mix of friends, family and locals appearing in the cast is Towson native George Stover (a veteran actor who appeared in several early John Waters films – he made his debut in Female Trouble as the prison chaplain who escorts Divine to the electric chair – before finding his niche in countless straight-to-video, low-budget horror and sci-fi productions) – who appears as “Tom the coroner” – and the late Anastasia Summers, who worked on numerous independent and major studio productions before her untimely death from a brain tumor, age 34, in 2009.

"Love Lust Loss": The hard-to-find "Blood Seduction" DVD

“Love Lust Loss”: The hard-to-find “Blood Seduction” DVD

Unfortunately, the Vampire Hookers from Dundalk short was not included on the Alpha Video DVD – but it is included as a bonus feature on the impossible-to-find Blood Seduction DVD. And fortunately for me, Holly has a DVD copy which she has promised to loan so that I may finally see her tarted-up, blood-sucking acting chops back in the day. And all set against the exotic post-industrial splendor of Dundalk – what could be better?

Holly Tominack falls victim to the night in "Blood Seduction."

Holly Tominack falls victim to the night in “Blood Seduction.”

Actually, I just want to be able to say to friends over Halloween, “You mean you’ve never seen the cult classic Vampire Hookers from Dundalk??? Hmmmfft!!!”

Everybody loves saying it, as witnessed in this “We think it’s vampire hookers – from Dundalk” scene from the movie.

The original title is certainly classic (in a Troma-esque marketability way), but Holly speculated that the production went with a less risque title after the film’s principles got religion (hence the appearance of the word “sins,” the production company being “Dark Falls” – as in “Fall of man,” etc.). In fact, an earlier Alpha Video DVD release featured the cover below, with the still-suggestive come-on blurb  “Invasion of the Vampire Hookers!”


Alas, vampire hookers – especially of the low-budget Dundalk variety – remain a guilty pleasure that can only be seen seen in their 7 (deadly) sins glory.

Here’s the  DVD product description from

Alluring vampire women infest an urban jungle, posing as hookers to lure their prey and then tearing out their hearts – and sometimes other, more private parts!

Veteran police detective Groper and his rookie partner Slimski are assigned to investigate a bizarre series of murders – corpses found completely drained of blood with the hearts ripped from the chest. Tragedy strikes close to home when Slimski’s teenage sister becomes the killers’ latest victim. A hot lead brings the lawmen to an abandoned house where the vampire hookers dwell. In a final onslaught of horror, the two cops face an army of bloodthirsty monsters, and must fight a desperate battle for their own survival.

Classmates at Baltimore’s Patterson High School, Doug Ulrich and Al Darago reunited a decade after graduation and began making a string of horror movies. The casts were a mix of friends, relatives and local actors and they were shot on sub-shoestring budgets. 7 Sins of the Vampire was shot in nearby Dundalk, Maryland in the summer of 2002 and unreleased ’til now. Their final fright flick, it puts the ho’ in horror with its mad combination of streetwalking ‘glampires,’ grunge, gore, S&M and humor.

Bonus content includes ‘Making of 7 Sins of the Vampire‘, makeup effects and screen test.

Also includes The Devilish Desire of Dario Dragani (2012, Color), directed by Mark Mackner.

And, according to Jeffrey S. Witte, who describes himself as “deeply involved” in the making of this film:

This film was originally titled “Blood Seduction” and was independently released. It was the fourth full-length release from Dark Fall Productions: the writer-producer-actor-director duo of Doug Ulrich and Al Darago. As you can read from the product description, they were high-school buddies who reunited in the early nineties and began to make low-budget films. I joined up with them as they began production on their second film, eventually becoming a co-star alongside of Al.

This comes from the heart from somebody who knows them: these guys are the real deal. They make their films on a shoe-string budget, enlist their friends and family to act alongside of working actors (who work for food!), and produce their films at a breakneck pace. Having been on other peoples’ sets, I can tell you that one will rarely work with more professional and able filmmakers.

“7 Sins of the Vampire” was just one stop in Doug and Al’s evolution, representing vast improvements in their storytelling and in their visual expertise. As you learn in the “Making Of,” this story began life as a warped idea titled “Vampire Hookers From Dundalk,” named as such to honor our beloved town of Dundalk, MD. (Unfortunate note: the original short is not included on this DVD.) After a few failed attempts to make this into a full-length feature and producing another movie, the Dark Fall guys finally completed their script. Now, you get to see the results.

All these guys and gals acted their hearts out (some literally!). Al…Doug…Mark…Rita…Ed…all turned in some noteworthy performances. You’ll also see some established Baltimore actors in the mix: George Stover (of John Waters films) and Vincent DePaul, who seems to pop up in every Hollywood blockbuster that comes out. It’s a great hour that’ll have you chuckling and mesmerized.

Also included is Mark Mackner’s short: an excellent take-off on the silent picture, borrowing from “The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari”. The trailers are also terrific…I’ll won’t spoil them for you.

In closing, I want you to know that, not long after this film was finished, Doug, Al and I lost a beloved member of our cast. The late, great Anastasia Summers was a joy, bringing elegance and class to every job she did. She shines in “7 Sins,” and she will never be forgotten…especially by “John 1”.

Related Links:

In Memory of Anastasia Summers 1974-2009 (YouTube)

Dreamland Actor George Stover Shot During Home Invasion (Baltimore Or Less)

Veteran Character Actor and a Class Act: The George Stover Interview

George Stover Reminisces About His Pet Tarantula (Jim Hollenbaugh, Baltimore Or Less)

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6 Responses to Vampire Hookers from Dundalk

  1. So hold on…is ‘Vampire Hookers from Dundalk’ available? Is it part of the “7 Sins” DVD? ‘Cuz that would be awesome!

  2. Doug Ulrich says:

    I’m suprised at the amount of information on this very rare movie, nice. Couple small corrections. By the way I’m the director of this hard to find film, Doug Ulrich. The title change came from the distributor, Alpha Video. I didn’t care what it was titled, as long as it got out on the market for people to see it. The production name was Dark Fall Productions, not Falls. And that name came from Dark (night time) Fall (autumn). I don’t know why Alpha didn’t include the original short, Vampire Hookers from Dundalk. I’m planning on putting it on youtube under DARKFALLFX. The reason Blood Seduction is impossible to find is it never got a distribution deal origionally, so the only copies out there belong to the cast members. Over all nice article.

    • MMichelle Gray says:

      Well first off I was one of the girls who played in the movie at the end of the movie well when we were at the party in little Italy u was supposed to fix my name on the ending of the casting crew When it came up on the screen I know you can’t fix it now but could you PLEASE just make the correction on here . I’d be really happy with that. MY NAME IS MICHELLE GRAY MAYBE YOU REMEMBER …THANK YOU I HOPE TO SEE ThE CHANGE.

  3. Jessica Zadera says:

    Omg! I have often wondered what happened to this movie. I played the lead girl’s best friend (I forgot her name.) I’m also on the cover of the DVD and on the back in my undies – lol. I had such a great time filming this movie. Thanks for the memories!!

  4. MMichelle Gray says:

    I was also one of the girls who played in this movie having to crawl around in dirty basements in loch raven it was quite in experience yet they messed up on my name in the casting names the party was really cool for the crew. My friend April was in the movie as well.

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