Author Archives: atomictv

“Crabs for Christmas” Music Video

Posted on December 24, 2012 by atomictv

Once upon a time Maryland Public Television was a fountain of creativity that focused on original programming instead of non-stop pledge programming based around self-help gurus… Merry Xmas to us. “David DeBoy’s classic Balmmer song was the big finish to … Continue reading →

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John Waters Reads About Moby Dick’s Dick

Posted on December 24, 2012 by atomictv

In This audio chapter from the “Moby Dick Big Read,” John Waters reads the shortest chapter of “Moby Dick,” Chapter 95, “The Cassock,” which is about how the whaling crew cuts off and skins a whale’s giant jet-black penis and turns it … Continue reading →

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This is Christmas!, Essex, Maryland, 1997

Posted on December 23, 2012 by atomictv

An oldie but goodie from the Baltimore Or Less Christmas archives. Happy Holidays! Christmas window display in Essex, Maryland.

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Baltimore Social Security Worker Reprimanded for Excessive Farting

Posted on December 22, 2012 by atomictv

(The Smoking Gun, 12/21/2012) A federal employee was formally reprimanded this month for excessive workplace flatulence, a sanction that was delivered to him in a five-page letter that actually included a log of representative dates and times when he was … Continue reading →

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