Category Archives: Baltimorons

MD Man Breaks Into Home, Strips to Undies, Cooks Chicken Pot Pie, Licks Remote

Posted on August 17, 2012 by atomictv

WICOMICO CRIME: Man breaks into house, takes off clothing, bakes chicken pot pie (Delmarvanow.com, 8/16/2012) SALISBURY — A 22-year-old man is facing criminal charges after breaking into a home, taking off all his clothing save his underwear and baking a … Continue reading →

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Thin-Skinned Deadpsin Writer Disses Ravens

Posted on August 15, 2012 by atomictv

(If this dude has lived here EIGHT YEARS and is still scared of goateed suburbanites in purple camo — well that’s just sad. On the other hand, he SHOULD be scared when Ray Lewis #52 read what he wrote about … Continue reading →

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The Unlikely Tale of Baltimore’s Oldest Hipster

Posted on August 15, 2012 by atomictv

Colleens and Resurrection The unlikely tale of Baltimore’s oldest hipster By Baynard Woods (Baltimore City Paper, 8/15/2012) “Bowtie” Bob Nelson is seemingly ubiquitous, rivaled only by BMA Director and benevolent scene queen Doreen Bolger in attendance of the city’s hip … Continue reading →

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Baltimorese

Posted on August 15, 2012 by atomictv

Aigs. Bummerstigger. Farn Gin. Semlem. Vollince. This guide to “Baltimorese” was included in a Hasslinger Athletics Association (Hamilton) newsletter in 1990. I wish it didn’t cut off on the side. Download the PDF if you want to print this out in … Continue reading →

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