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“America’s Got Talent” Auditions Lulu, A Plump Pole Dancer From Hanover, Maryland

By Sam Sessa (The Baltimore Sun, 6/5/2012) Lulu, a pleasantly plump pole dancer from Hanover, Md., made quite the splash last night on “America’s Got Talent,” shimmying and writhing up her pole and eventually landing in a jaw-dropping split. …One … Continue reading

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Accused Maryland Cannibal’s Online Postings Show Him In War Paint

By Justin Fenton (The Baltimore Sun, 6/1/2012) For an image to accompany his “Warrior Syndicate” Internet radio show, alleged cannibal Alexander Kinyua apparently chose a photo of his face covered in green and white war paint. The show, he said, … Continue reading

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Tootsie Roll Month for the Mentally Retarded

Times do change. In the past “Tootsie Roll Month” materials mentioned the “mentally retarded” and “God’s Special Children” but now the yearly event benefits children with intellectual disabilities.

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Baltimore Pastor’s Wife Launched John Waters’ Hitchhiking Trip

By Jill Rosen (The Baltimore Sun 5/30/2012) Sarah Finlayson’s morning routine is fairly set. Wake up early. Workout with a trainer. Call her twin sister. Picking up a hitchhiking John Waters? That’s not part of it. Yet the minister’s wife … Continue reading

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