Category Archives: 2010s

National Enquirer: “John Waters NOT Dead!”

By Dick Siegel (The National Enquirer, 3/7/2013) Acclaimed filmmaker cult icon JOHN WATERS is DEAD – but is he? He’s NOT, The ENQUIRER happily reports. Social media erupts after a report surfaced online saying John Waters was dead, The Baltimore … Continue reading

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Michael Edward ‘Mick’ King (1964-2012)

Bartender made art and music with the same dexterity and measure of whimsy he brought to his bartending By Frederick N. Rasmussen (The Baltimore Sun, 3/10/2012) Michael Edward “Mick” King, a longtime Mount Royal Tavern bartender who in addition to … Continue reading

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Fells Point Popeye’s Burglar eats 16 slices of pie, naps on floor

Alleged fast-food burglar caught napping on the job after 16 slices of pie (The Baltimore Guide, 2/27/2013) N. Broadway, 300 block, Feb. 19, 5:17 a.m. Police responded to Popeye’s in reference to a burglary. Upon arrival, they found a 62-year-old … Continue reading

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Mid-Coital Garage-Roof Couplers Menaced by Jerking Man with Butterfly Knife

Man Caught Masturbating to Pair Engaged in Sex, Pulls Knife The man chased the pair while brandishing the knife early Sunday morning at a Towson garage. By Nayana Davis (Towson Patch, 2/26/2013) A couple, who were mid-coitus in a parking … Continue reading

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