Category Archives: Dundalk

Dundalk, where the poop plant is the gold at the end of the rainbow

Posted on January 9, 2014 by almosthipguy

Tags: dundalk, golden eggs, poop plant

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Vampire Hookers from Dundalk

Posted on October 19, 2013 by almosthipguy

AKA 7 Sins of the Vampire, Blood Seduction Directed by Doug Ulrich and Mark Mackner (Alpha Video, 2013, 75 minutes) This Movie Sucks. Literally. By Tom Warner (Baltimore Or Less) In 2002, my friend and co-worker Holly Tominack acted in … Continue reading →

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The Suicide That Shook Baltimore

Posted on October 16, 2013 by almosthipguy

“A fellow can keep a lot of things in his safe that haven’t got anything to do with naval intelligence…I know a fellow who keeps a bank vault just to keep 16 photos of Brigitte Bardot locked up.” Continue reading →

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Giant Rat protests demolition of Dundalk High

Posted on June 22, 2013 by almosthipguy

A sign around the rat’s neck read: “Colt Insulation. Alcohol, asbestos and students should never be mixed.” Continue reading →

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