Category Archives: Sports

Judged by His Beers

Posted on February 10, 2011 by atomictv

By Charles Cohen (Baltimore City Paper, 6/16/2004) The Orioles may think they sell status with Camden Yards skyboxes, but true O’s fans know they’ve really earned their way into an exclusive club when they make it onto Fancy Clancy’s short … Continue reading →

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Babe Ruth Injected Sheep’s Testicles and Shilled for Tobacco

Posted on January 26, 2011 by atomictv

Excerpt from “Welcome to the Terrordome” by Dave Zirin “Scientists have attempted to use testosterone to build muscle going back more than 1,000 years, but the modern era of steroids starts in 1889 when prominent French scientist Charles Edouard Brown-Sequard … Continue reading →

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They Shoot Slackers, Don’t They? – The Atomic TV Classic

Posted on January 11, 2011 by almosthipguy

ATOMIC TV CLASSIC Pimlico Race Course June 16, 2001 By Tom Warner (Accelerated Decrepitude, 1/4/2011) I was was doing some winter cleaning last night, realizing — after the Hillendale firemen came to check if I had a gas leak (not … Continue reading →

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Ray Lewis – “A Tingle in the Brain”

Posted on January 10, 2011 by atomictv

“I need you right now to hurry up and pick up your phone. Man, this is Ray Lewis calling you. Why won’t you pick up your phone?” –Ray Lewis ringtone Ray Lewis’ inspirational “Tingle in the Brain” from Chosen One … Continue reading →

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