Baltimore Bill, the Weather-Predicting Crab, Forecasts an Early Winter

(PRNewswire, 9/26/2012)

Today marks an important day in Baltimore history. In front of an eager crowd at the Inner Harbor, Baltimore Bill, the weather-predicting crab, forecasted an early winter. For years, Baltimore Bill has been a local weather expert and the folks at OLD BAY and the Maryland Department of Natural Resources decided to introduce him to the world. With official Preakness/Triple Crown stakes caller Larry Collmus providing the play-by-play, Bill walked a specially designed crab plank and headed right out to the bay and off to warmer climates. After all, he’s no snow crab.

“Forget Doppler radar. Baltimore Bill is the single most important tool we have in predicting Mother Nature,” said one Baltimore weather personality, who refused to be identified for fear he would be replaced by the now-famous crustacean.

Ever since Bill was spawned in the lower Chesapeake Bay, he was different from other crabs. When he was hatched, Bill is said to have raised a claw in the water, felt a warm current and headed off to share his special power with the world. Baltimore Bill takes his job very seriously, and in a total claw-biter, he took his time making his prediction this morning.

“When making a prediction, I take a lot of elements into consideration,” said Bill, who was interviewed via bay phone from an undisclosed location. “Today, my special claw was drawing me to the right. While my claw has the strongest effect on my prediction, I also consider the air temperature, wind direction and smell of the water.”

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“BULLSHIT!” — Ravens Fans’ Prime Time “Manure” Chant

“That’s the loudest manure chant I’ve ever heard” — Al Michaels.

NBC may be in hot water with the FCC … after the network aired a seemingly never-ending, crystal-clear “bullsh*t” chant that erupted in the stadium during the Ravens vs. Patriots game on “Sunday Night Football.”

In case you were watching the Emmys last night … things got pretty insane during last night’s prime time NFL matchup … when the crowd in Baltimore was convinced the replacement refs blew another call and unleashed the most perfectly executed “BS” chant we’ve ever heard.

Even announcer Al Michaels commented, “It’s the loudest manure chant I’ve ever heard.”

The FCC often declines to punish networks when a “fleeting expletive” makes it to air during a live sporting event … and it’s unclear if they’re even legally allowed to do so. But since this “BS” chant was so clear and went on for several minutes, it’s possible the FCC could drop the hammer on NBC for failing to cut the sound out of the broadcast.

Continue reading “NBC Airs ‘Bullsh*t’ Chant on Live TV” at TMZ.

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Baltimore “Batman” Interrupts Ravens Game With Half-Naked On-Field Dance

By Benjamin R. Freed (DCist, 9/24/2012)

What is it with people from Baltimore dressing up like Batman and running afoul of the law? Well, the occasional traffic violation is OK for Lenny B. Robinson, a philanthropist who spends his hours dressing up as the Cape Crusader and visiting sick children in the hospital.

But apparently there’s another would-be Dark Knight roaming Charm City, one who prefers to avenge wrongdoers by dashing across sports fields in nary but his Bat-undershorts. That’s what happened at last night’s game between the Ravens and the New England Patriots at M & T Bank Stadium.

Photo by By Zach Wilt, Baltimore Sports Report

During the second quarter, with the Ravens closing in on the Patriots’ end zone, a man clad in only a cap, sunglasses, cape, sneakers, short shorts and a chest full of body paint sprinted onto the field and started to dance around. He evaded the initial swarm of security officers, but after about a good minute of jogging around and showing off his moves (not great, fyi), he was finally tackled by a phalanx of red-jacketed guards and Baltimore Police officers.

The streaker appears to be a man named Mark Harvey, who operates a website called Bigger Than Bullying. And, according to Deadspin, he appears to be the same streaker who interrupted an Orioles game on April 6.

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