Illinois Couple Picks Up John Waters Hitchhiking

Salem Couple Spends Day With Movie Director John Waters After Picking Him Up As A Hitchhiker

(WJBD Radio, 5/21/2012)

Circuit Judge Mike McHaney (left) and his wife Laura Broviac (right) with their famous hitchhiker John Waters picked up while on the way to their vacation destination in Colorado. The person who took the picture questioned why Broviac wanted a picture with a homeless man they picked up on the highway.

Marion County Democratic Party Chair Laura Broviac and Circuit Judge Michael McHaney were preparing for a long boring ride across Kansas as they began their vacation trip. But it became much more exciting after they picked up a hitchhiker. Not just any hitchhiker, but movie director John Waters.

Broviac thought the man standing near the exit ramp in Junction City, Kansas looked like Waters. When she got internet service a few miles away, she decided to look him up and discovered Waters was hitchhiking across the country. Broviac made her husband turn around and backtrack the eight miles to pick him up. Waters was still thumbing a ride and stayed with the Salem couple across Kansas all the way to Denver, Colorado.

“Probably a little over eight hours of listening to stories from everyone from Liz Taylor to Lana Turner to Kathleen Turner. He had stories about Faye Dunaway and he talked about his most major accomplishment of selling out the Sydney, Australia Opera House while working as a stand up comedian,” said Broviac. “Of course his type of work isn’t for everyone, but chances are you’ve seen Hair Spray or seen the Simpson’s and maybe the episode he narrated.”

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A man measures terrapin’s for a suitable restaurant candidates, 1927.
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Angry Over ‘Avengers,’ Man Allegedly Pulls Fire Alarm at Abingdon Cinema

(The Baltimore Sun, 5/17/2012)

Fire marshals and Harford County Sheriff’s Office deputies were called to the Regal Cinemas in Abingdon Monday night after a customer became belligerent over the showing of “The Avengers” film and allegedly pulled a fire alarm inside the theater, according to the State Fire Marshal’s Office.

According to a notice of investigation from the fire marshal’s office, the alarm was sounded at 6:45 p.m., and theater management notified police what had transpired. The theater is in the 400 block of Constant Friendship Boulevard.

According to Maryland electronic court records, David K. Walters, 34, of Royal Oaks Drive in Bel Air, was issued a criminal summons for false alarm/fire and has a trial scheduled for June 19 in Harford County District Court.

“Walters became disruptive and argued with the theater manager after discovering ‘The Avengers’ movie he was watching was a ‘closed caption’ film,” the notice of investigation states. “Management offered a refund or future tickets, which he refused and returned to the theater.”

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Hitchhiking Director John Waters Picked Up In Ohio By Indie Rock Band

(DCist, 5/16/2012)


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Earlier this afternoon, somewhere “in the middle of Ohio,” groundbreaking indie director John Waters was found hitchhiking on the side of a road. We’re trying to find out just what the Baltimore-based director of Pink Flamingos was doing begging for a lift in the middle of the Buckeye State—indie rock band Here We Go Magic says they picked him up! And he’s currently riding around in their van.


“just riding along next to a bloody genius”

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“I wasn’t kidding. We really picked up John Waters hitchhiking.” —bbyrno

Here We Go Magic – “How Do I Know”

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