Glen Burnie Man Chugs 40 oz. Natty Boh Bottle


“Killing a Natty Boh in Glen Burnie MD.” Notice the Utz Crab Chips in the tree.


Patterson Bigfoot Footage. Notice the similarities.


She would jump his bones. Hell yeah!

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Baltimore Hair Bands Then and Now

By Wesley Case (Midnight Sun, 3/26/2012)

More than 25 years ago, the Baltimore hard-rock scene was almost as big as the hair. Bands such as Kix, Mannekin, Child’s Play and DC Star toured the country, signed major-label record deals and sold out hometown shows at legendary clubs such as the Sandbar and Hammerjack’s.

It, of course, did not last forever. Hammerjack’s was torn down in 1997 and replaced with the M&T Bank Stadium parking lot. To some, the loss of the well-known club was the long-overdue final nail in the spandex. To others, such as Mannekin lead singer David VanLanding, Hammerjack’s lives on as a memory for those lucky enough to have been there.

“Hammerjack’s was to rock ‘n’ roll what Studio 54 was to disco,” VanLanding said recently. “It will never, ever be duplicated. I miss it badly. Not in a boo-hoo sense; I’m just thanking God I was able to be apart of it.”

At its height, the Baltimore hard-rock quintet played 250 dates in a year. The highlight was an opening slot for Night Ranger, another ’80s band best known for its power ballad “Sister Christian.” Touring led to a record deal and a two-month recording stint in Europe. The group ultimately shelved the record because it was unsatisfied with the producer’s work. “We were such a live band, so it would make sense to capture that live feeling on record,” said lead singer David VanLanding. “$250,000 later, we had a bonfire.” After years of touring and “bad decisions,” the band broke up in 1990, even as it was still packing venues. “We thought there wasn’t a future for us,” VanLanding said.

Continue reading and view the photo gallery “Baltimore Hair Bands Then and Now” at Midnight Sun.

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“Lamborghini Batman” Was At Georgetown Last Week

By Matt Hardigree (Jalopnik, 3/26/2012)

Since posting the photo of Batman getting pulled over in a Lamborghini we’ve received lots of tips about who this guy is. This recent photo comes from last week at Georgetown University, where we assume ‘Lamborghini Batman’ was helping sick kids. What a hero.

Continue reading at “”Lamborghini Batman” Was At Georgetown Last Week” Jalopnik.

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  • Batman pulled over by police in Montgomery County – Baltimore Or Less
  • I’m Batman… Getting Pulled Over In A Lamborghini – Jalopnik
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Babs Johnson Is the Walrus

John Waters’ “Pink Flamingos” psychedelicized to The Beatles’ “I Am The Walrus.”
(via Dangerous Minds)

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