Sammy Ross, Baltimore City Paper’s “Best of Baltimore” Mascot

Baltimore City Paper’s “1999 Best of Baltimore”

“…Our spiritual inspiration, el luchador supremo, is our cover model, Sammy Ross–4 feet and 100 pounds of everything that’s right about this town. We went looking for a small person to wear a wrestling suit and we found an honest-to-God vaudevillian. Ross sings, dances, emcees, and plays accordion and piano. He has trod the boards at Radio City Music Hall and the London Palladium; he has worked with Jackie Gleason, the Three Stooges, and Charlton Heston. He lives in a modest dwelling in Pikesville, among regular schlubs like you and us. He has, as far as we know, never set foot inside the Hard Rock Café.

And so it is that Sammy Ross leads the rest of us, in our finery, into the ring. He is the Best of Baltimore. We fight on, in his service. Is that positive enough for ya?” — Introduction to Best of Baltimore 1999

Photo by Carlos Batts

Sammy Ross also appeared on the cover of Love Nut’s “Bastards of Melody” CD, put out in 1995 by Joe Goldsborough’s Merkin Records.

Sammy Ross died Dec. 11, 2010 from complications due to Alzheimer’s disease. He was 87.

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RIP Sammy Ross, Dwarf Entertainer (1923-2010)

The Entertainer

By Alan H. Feiler (The Jewish Times, 12/24/2010)

As a youngster, Leah Schwartz remembers going to family gatherings where her uncle, Sammy Ross, would always come up and joke around, doing anything just to make her smile.

“He’d say, ‘Yeah, I’m your short uncle, and here’s a magic trick. Here you go,’” she recalled. “He was a great uncle, always smiling and laughing and singing and entertaining us with his harmonica or accordion and magic tricks. He was just a fun guy, and he used his stature as a positive. He was inspirational — always happy with his lot and viewing life in a happy, positive mode. And he became famous.”

Mr. Ross died Dec. 11 from complications due to Alzheimer’s disease. He was 87 and lived for several years at Courtland Gardens Nursing and Rehabilitation Center in Pikesville.

Born Samuel Resnicoff and raised as one of three sons to grocery store-operating parents in East Baltimore, Mr. Ross — who stood approximately 4 feet tall and weighed 100 pounds — was a veteran entertainer who performed in vaudeville and appeared in several films, including “Top Man” (1943) with Donald O’Connor and Lillian Gish, “The War Lord” (1965) with Charlton Heston and Richard Boone, and “Trading Mom” (1994) with Sissy Spacek and Maureen Stapleton. In the 1998 TV movie, “Willa: An American Snow White,” he portrayed Billy Bugg, a dancing dwarf.

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Sammy Ross, Short on Blarney

At the Irish Pizza Pub, the Little Guys Rule

by Eddie Dean (Washington City Paper, 11/28/1997)

Rockin' Rockin' Leprechaun: Sammy and Mike Ross show that little can go a long way.

Tucked in a dismal Laurel (Maryland) shopping center, the Irish Pizza Pub offers surrealism for the whole family. The decor is Celtic psychedelic, crammed with shoulder-high plaster castles and armored knights and a thatch-roofed bar as long as a bus. On murals that stretch from floor to ceiling, ecstatic leprechauns and ruddy-faced peasants frolic across endless fields of dancing mushrooms: a Yeats’ fairy world as depicted by a punch-drunk R Crumb. A back wall is girded by a painted shrine to former employees and patrons now deceased — aqua-gray portraits of baseball-capped men with tipsy grins and frosty beer mugs; smoke from their eternally smoldering cigarettes wafts into clouds of their “Irish Heaven,” the work’s title.

Amid this hyper-Hibernian sensory overload (who knew that green could fade in so many colors?), it makes perfect sense that the Irish Pizza Pub is one of the few joints around where working leprechauns can still get a steady gig even when it’s not St Patrick’s Day.

Sammy and Michael Ross

On weekends, Sammy and Michael Ross — a 4-foot-tall father-and-son duo — bring on a shtick that trumps the tepid stuff found in typical Irish-American bars, with their four-leaf-clover fakery and framed photos of Ronald Reagan.

On a recent Saturday night, Sammy, a bearded man in a tuxedo and green hat, tells jokes and stories and plays old Irish songs like “Peggy O’Neill” on the piano, while Michael, in a matching outfit, works the tables, making animal balloons for children. It’s been their routine for more than 20 years, and their act is well-received: Pub regulars have grown up with these leprechauns, and they treat them like family. “People call us all week long and say, ‘Are Mike and Sammy gonna be here?’” says manager Bonnie Helwig. “A lot of them only want to come in if they’re here.”

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Sammy Ross died Dec. 11, 2010 from complications due to Alzheimer’s disease. He was 87.

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Tom Warner Interviews Annie Sprinkle (1982)

Tom reminisces:
“…my very first byline for the Baltimore City Paper, an October 1982 story about adult film star Annie Sprinkle‘s visit to The Little X Theatre on Howard and Franklin Streets, back in her pre-“Post-Porn Feminist” period. The Little X Theatre, nee The Little Theatre, is now a parking lot that I pass every day on my way to and fro work. But back in the day on this very spot of asphalt, Annie thrilled audiences with her “Bosom Ballet” performance and received their hearty one-handed applause in return. (Alas, typical me, there’s a typo in my print debut, with Annie referred to as Ms. Sprinkles, plural, instead of her singular self. Hmmmft, who was the proofreader back then?)”

Annie (X)
By Tom Warner (“Mobtown Beat,” Baltimore City Paper, 10/1/1982)

“I like wetness. Swimming, golden showers, spit—anything wet. That’s why I’m Annie Sprinkle,” said one of America’s top adult film stars as she munched on Chinese food in between her live stage performances at the Little X Theatre on N. Howard St. In town last week to promote her film, Ecstasy In Blue, 28 year-old Annie said she was genuinely impressed with her Baltimore fans. “They’re the most polite audience I’ve seen. Everyone’s been very nice and receptive.”

As she sat in her manager’s office, clad in “casual” attire—a see-through pink teddy, white garter belt and fishnet stockings showing off her 38-27-38 figure—Annie described her act as “a sort of obscene phone call with a lot of audience participation—verbally, that is.” Sporting a variety of fantasy outfits onstage, ranging froth Student Nurse to Leather Bondage Slave, she strips to musical accompaniment, poses for polaroids and performs what she calls the “Bosom Ballet: I wear these long black gloves and make my bosoms dance with my hands.”

Photo credit: Kilduffs.com

Live appearances, however, are just one of many ventures for the “Renaissance Woman of Porn.” “I do every-thing,” she proudly declared, “films, modeling, writing; I’m even co-directing my next movie, Consenting Adults.” She also has a New York-based mail order business which offers diehard fans the opportunity to purchase Annie’s own unsoiled panties, for a nominal fee of $100 a pair. “I don’t like to wear panties,” she confided, “so I try to get rid of them this way.”

As an adolescent, Annie was anything but eager when it came to shedding her underwear. Born in Philadelphia, she spent most of her youth traveling, as her father was stationed at various U.S. embassies all over the world. Recalling this nomadic period, she said, “I was very shy then. People liked me, but I was terrified of boys.” It wasn’t until she worked as a candy girl in an Arizona theatre showing Deep Throat that Annie got her big break into porn films. The film was busted, and in the process she met and had a fling with the film’s director, Gerard Damiano. The association with Damiano led to involvement in hundreds of adult features, including such classics as Teenage Deviant, Slippery When Wet and M*A*S*Hed. Considering these titles, it isn’t surprising to hear Annie admit that “I’m not an actress. Out of all the things I do, I think that’s the weakest.”

She is proud of her sex scenes, and has worked with every big name “stud” in the business except John C. Holmes. Asked to pick her favorite male star, Annie could only say “I love them all.” Actually, she is very close to Marc Stevens, the “biggest” name in the business after Holmes, and Annie’s co-star in Consenting Adults.

“Marc’s my neighbor in New York. We’re very, very close friends. He’s trying to get out of porn by running his own disco party thing. A lot of people get out of it. Andrea True became a disco singer, and this one guy even got plastic surgery so he could go into straight films. He’s a regular now in one of the soap operas.”

Annie has no desire to “get out if it” just yet. Porn has given her the chance to travel across the country and get to know towns like Baltimore through personal appearances. Her tour of Baltimore included a visit to Harborplace, dinner at Sabatino’s (“it’s good, but not as good as in Italy, where I lived for two years”) and a shopping spree at The Block (“they seem have all the latest equipment”).

Her only complaint about Baltimore concerned censorship, something Annie detests. “They don’t allow you to touch your nipples here,” she said with incredulity. “Baltimore has a ways to go, but I enjoy its innocence.”

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