Baltimore’s Catchy Phrases

"The City That Breeds", Reptilian Records, 1993

By Richard Harrington (Washington Post, 7/8/2005)

In 2002, Mayor Martin O’Malley initiated the “BELIEVE” project, a multimillion-dollar campaign aimed at engaging the public in the fight against drugs and possibly changing residents’ perceptions of themselves through somber white-on-black bumper stickers, buttons and street banners.

That naturally led to abuse in the form of competing stickers (in matching typeface) advising “BEEHAVE,” “BE EVIL,” “BEEHIVE” and “BLIEVE, HON,” the latter two recognizing Bawlmer’s famous hairdo and the Bawlmerese penchant for vowel-dropping, word-shortening vernacular.

O’Malley is also responsible for branding Baltimore “The Greatest City in America.”

The slogan, frankly, is not up to former mayor (later governor and now state comptroller) William Donald Shaefer’s “Charm City” and “Baltimore Is Best,” but it’s clearly superior to former mayor Kurt Schmoke’s “Catch the Spirit” and “The City That Reads” (its unofficial variants included “The City That Bleeds” and “The City That Breeds,” referring to Baltimore’s teen pregnancy rate, once one of the highest in the nation).

Continue Reading “Baltimore’s Catchy Phrases” at The Washington Post.

Posted in 1990s, Pranks | Leave a comment

Classic National Premium Beer Commercials


Visit the new fan site for National Premium Beer and share your stories and images! They have some great old ads and history on about this “upscale” adult beverage.

Here’s some National Premium commercials from Atomic TV’s “Atomic Cocktail Hours.” Note: National Premium was always regarded as the fancy man’s beer when compared to National Bohemian..

Posted in Beer, Natty Boh, TV Commercials | Tagged | Leave a comment

Ace Frehley at Hammerjacks: He’d Rather See New York Boobs

Playing at Hammerjacks in 1992, Former Kiss lead guitar player Ace Frehley is presented with a Baltimore rack, at the 1:20 mark. We’re sure he’d rather see New York boobs.

Posted in 1990s, Baltimorons, Hammerjacks, Music, Pranks | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Snowpocalypse 2010: Accuweather’s Jim Kosek Freaks Out

World’s Most Extreme Weatherman: Jim Kosek
By Gillian Reagan (Business Insider, 2/5/2010)

Early this morning, Jim Kosek Accuweather.com weatherman went on another tear during his weather forecast.

Kosek, a kind of Bill O’Reilly for the weather world, got really excited about this weekend’s big storm in Baltimore. “Oh boy, 14-22 inches of snow,” he starts out, quite calmly.

Then comes his verbal storm, screaming lines like:

  • “Our paralyzing, crippling, record-breaking storm comes TA-DAAAAY!”
  • “Road closures, flight cancellations in the hundreds, power outages by the tens of thousands, maybe the hundreds of thousands? Yes.”
  • “14 to 22 inches of SNOOOOOW winding down Saturday afternoon.”
  • “Tertiary problem, yeah I’ve been reading the dictionary, blowing and drifting AAHHH!”
  • “Can I get a one-way ticket to New Orleans? Sun comes back Sunday, Monday. Listen, I love crab cakes but we could replace them with jambalaya.”


Continue reading “World’s Most Extreme Weatherman: Jim Kosek” at Business Insider.

Posted in 2010s, Weather | Leave a comment