Ray Lewis Flies Raven Into Space, Destroys Saturn with Laser

Ray Lewis, #52, linebacker for the Baltimore Ravens and interplanetary warrior, destroyed Saturn on his quest to destroy universal body odor. Rumor has it that he now has his sights set on Uranus.

If only this video had a rainbow and a unicorn in it. (And magnets!)

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“You Can’t Wear White Shoes After Labor Day”

Buy the “Serial Mom” dvd signed by John Waters from Atomic Books!

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Everyman Art Collector

[Note: Erstwhile Atomic TV cameraman Chris Jensen of Jensen Plumbing Service was profiled in this month’s Urbanite magazine; kudos and courtesy flushes to Chris! The photo below of Jensen’s “Negativity Scene” – a Christmas nativity scene that adds space aliens – sits atop his Charles Village abode and is one of our favorite local Roadside Attractions!)

Colorful Charles Village plumber covers his house with art

by Brennen Jensen (Urbanite, 9-3-2010)

Chris Jensen grew up appreciating art, thanks to boyhood visits to Haussner’s — the much-missed Highlandtown eatery whose walls were famously chockablock with canvases — and time spent with his late uncle Jack Butler, a painter who owned a gallery in Mt. Vernon. Ultimately, Jensen (no relation) picked up a pipe wrench, not a paintbrush. He’s a plumber by trade. But when not snaking out a sewer line, he pursues his interest in art through collecting.

Jensen’s trim Charles Village home brims with more than a hundred framed paintings and sculptures. Works spill down the stairway walls and crowd a small bathroom. Art abounds, and little of it of the mass-produced reproduction variety.

Continue reading “Everyman Art Collector” at Urbanite.com.

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Summer is Over


Labor Day 2010, Middle River, Maryland

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