Double-O Xmas

Or, I Was a Reindeer for the CIA

By Tom Warner (Baltimore Or Less)

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On Christmas Eve our thoughts turn to legendary Baltimore musician Mark Linthicum (aka Mark Harp or “Harpo”), who passed away on this night in 2004 at age 47. Like Santa Claus, Mark was a Big Man, and his reputation has grown even bigger posthumously, as the recent formation of The Mark Harp All-Stars tribute band attests.

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According to his ex-wife Amy Linthicum, Mark loved Christmas, so it’s not surprising that he and cohort Mike DeJong were drawn to providing live musical accompaniment to “Double ‘O’ Xmas (or, I Was a Reindeer for the CIA),” a James Bond spoof starring Towson State University grad Mark Redfield that was produced in 1995 by the Impossible Industrial Action theater company at the Theater Project.

Here’s J. Wynn Rousuck’s unwieldy-entitled theater review for the Baltimore Sun, “Secret agent Santa stars Bondage: The James Bond spoof now playing at Theatre Project owes a debt to ‘Saturday Night Live’ — both its golden age and its duller current incarnation.”

MusicForTheaterMark Harp wrote and recorded the excellent theme song to this holiday extravaganza, which can be found on his Music for Theater and King of Peru CDs. The performers on this recording include Melissa Sharlat (lead vocals), Mo Pula and Felicia Carter (backing vocals), with Mark playing guitar (love that “You Only Live Twice” guitar riff!) and sampler.

Listen to the bizarre holiday classic “Double-O Xmas”.

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Edith Massey Christmas Card Collection

Remember going to Spencer’s to buy Rockshots greeting cards back in the 80s?

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Ocean City icon, ‘Boardwalk Elvis,’ honored at event

By Kara Hallissey (OC Today, 12/12/2014)

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Ocean City legend Boardwalk Elvis was one of the guests of honor at the 21st Night of 100 Elvises in Hunt Valley, Md. last weekend. Photo: Tim Gilbert

An Ocean City legend, “Boardwalk Elvis,” was one of the guests of honor during the 21st Night of 100 Elvises in Hunt Valley, Md. last weekend. Worcester resident Tim Gilbert accompanied the 75-year-old, also known as Norman Webb, to the convention after calling organizers to see if they would give Webb recognition at this year’s event.

Longtime friends, Gilbert had hoped to take Webb to the popular Elvis event for a number of years, thinking attendees would recognize Webb from their vacations to Ocean City. The show’s director called Gilbert back within minutes, letting him know they were sending all-access and backstage passes, and teasing the idea of bringing the performer on stage.

“It was magic and unreal. I’ve known the man since way before you were born. It was indescribable. Norman was the bell of the ball,” Gilbert said.

boardwalk-elvis-2“Norman was the most photographed Elvis in the joint,” Gilbert continued. “Even the other Elvises were asking to take pictures with him. It took 25 minutes to get 30 yards because there were so many people stopping us to take pictures.”

When they first set foot into the Hunt Valley Inn, the host venue, Gilbert said an Elvis who was performing in the lobby stopped mid-song to give Webb a shout-out.

Webb ate up the attention, letting everyone know how many Facebook friends he currently had and handing out cards with the web address and his picture to hot women.

“He’s a gift that keeps on giving,” Gilbert said.

Organizers brought Webb on stage in between acts, and the crowd kept screaming his name. Webb, a prolific showman, couldn’t stop waving and posing for the delighted audience.

“The crowd was kind and generous. They were sincerely happy to see him,” Gilbert said. “He did not sit down. He was up interacting, dancing and taking pictures. He kept asking everyone, ‘you know me?’”

Webb even received a nod in the program welcoming him to the event.

“It was almost like he expected people to recognize him, like this happens to him all the time,” Gilbert said.

Before becoming “Boardwalk Elvis,” Gilbert would see Webb walking on his hands down the Boardwalk, or singing popular songs from the ‘60s and ‘70s, including plenty of Elvis Presley numbers.

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It Can Be Hard to Sell a House on Hampden’s 34th Street

It Can Be Hard to Sell a House on One of the Merriest Blocks in the Country

Christmas Decorations Get Supersized on This Baltimore Street, Sometimes Surprising New Arrivals

By Scott Calvert (Wall Street Journal, Dec. 5, 2014)

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BALTIMORE—Out house-hunting, Sam Sokolinsky thought the red row house in the traditionally working-class Hampden neighborhood here might be a good buy at $218,000. The place has four bedrooms, a parking space out back and a sweeping view of the city.

But there was one wrinkle: Christmas.

The holidays get supersize on the 700 block of West 34th Street. From Thanksgiving to New Year’s Day, the otherwise unremarkable stretch is transformed into a riot of over-the-top lights and decorations. Houses are festooned with adornments including a hubcap tree, a crèche made of vinyl records, a big light-encrusted crab. Steamed blue crabs are a Baltimore specialty.

Gawkers come from all over to soak it up.

“I would be, like, the only house without the lights,” said Mr. Sokolinsky, a 38-year-old clinical data architect and professed nondecorator. “I just didn’t want to be that guy.”

It isn’t easy living on one of the most Christmassy blocks in the country.

Many residents say they glory in the excitement and attention. Some moved here to get in on the tradition. But life in a winter wonderland brings more than glad tidings for the neighbors, who must deal with high public expectations, traffic jams, a parking shortage, litter and nosy visitors.

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