Category Archives: 2000s

Vampire Hookers from Dundalk

AKA 7 Sins of the Vampire, Blood Seduction Directed by Doug Ulrich and Mark Mackner (Alpha Video, 2013, 75 minutes) This Movie Sucks. Literally. By Tom Warner (Baltimore Or Less) In 2002, my friend and co-worker Holly Tominack acted in … Continue reading

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Batman and Cal Ripken Jr. Join Forces to promote Big League Chew

Read “Bizarre Baseball Culture: The Batman and Cal Ripken Jr. join forces to promote Big League Chew” at The Baseball Continuum.

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Shit-canned: Remembering the Preakness Toilet Races

“You can’t kill stupid; you can only attempt to contain it. Like on a very large infield.” – (Source: “The Quotable Tom Warner Omnibus.”) “In 2009, the first year without B.Y.O.B., attendance plummeted to 77,850 from 2008′s 112,222…” (Source: Maryland … Continue reading

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