Category Archives: Sports

Yet Another Onion Ravens Parody: Only 20,000 Killed During Ravens’ Super Bowl Parade

Posted on March 7, 2013 by atomictv

Final Police Report: Only 20,000 Killed During Ravens’ Super Bowl Parade The Onion (3/1/2013) BALTIMORE—After taking under a month to sort through the carnage from theRavens’ Super Bowl victory parade, Baltimore police issued an encouraging report Friday, revealing that the … Continue reading →

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Mass Hysteria: Baltimore Basilica Jumps on Ravens Superbowl Bandwagon

Posted on February 14, 2013 by almosthipguy

Keepin the faith, baby! Baltimore Basilica, Cathedral St. Photo by By Tom Warner, Accelerated Decrepitude.

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Raven Ray Rice Fell off a Parade Float

Posted on February 14, 2013 by atomictv

By Kris Jones (Russell Street Report, 2/8/2013) The fun event almost took a turn for the worse as a running back Ray Rice nearly suffered a major injury when the vehicle pulling his parade float abruptly stopped, sending Rice flying … Continue reading →

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Reddit User Buys Chinese “Car Ripken” “Gooperstown” Jersey

Posted on February 14, 2013 by atomictv

“My friend decided to buy a Orioles jersey that was made in China…” Submitted by pogopenis on Reddit Baltimore.

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