The B-more Butt Lift

“I would like to have the Brazilian Butt Lift, but I can’t commit to not sitting on my buttocks for 3 weeks. Is there another option?”

The B’more Butt Lift is a brand new procedure which was developed by Dr. Ricardo Rodriguez. It is named in recognition of his practice location, Baltimore, and the desire for women to enhance the buttocks they already have – B’MORE BUTT LIFT.

Dr. Rodriguez developed the B’more Butt Lift as an alternative to the wildly popular Brazilian Butt Lift procedure, which he has been performing for many years. The Brazilian Butt Lift is still the procedure of choice to get the maximum augmentation of your buttocks and create a sensual sculpted body profile.

Some patients cannot spare the three week recovery period needed for a Brazilian Butt Lift. The B’more Butt Lift has a quicker recovery time, 7-10 days, comparable to liposuction. This is preferable for the person whose work or family obligations impose time limitations.

Continue reading about the B’more Butt Lift at www.cosmeticsurg.net.

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Mr Ray’s Hair Weave

Hi, I’m Mr. Ray:

He’s a television legend in Maryland, DC, and Northern Virginia. Yes, it’s Mr. Ray of Mr. Ray’s Hair Weave, the Bawlmerese-accented pitchman who famously rebuffed John Waters’ entreaty to narrate Pink Flamingos (forcing Waters to instead attempt a Mr. Ray homage as Pink Flamingo’s narrator “Mr. Jay”).

Mr. Ray’s Hair Weave:

1985 commercial for Mr. Ray’s Hair Weave in Silver Spring, Maryland

Mr. Ray’s Hair Weave Commercial Baltimore, Maryland 1980’s:

Commercial for Mr. Ray’s Hair Weave, a now defunct establishment that was in its prime during the 1980’s. Ghetto fabulous or fabulously ghetto? Back by popular demand.

Related Links:
In Memory of Mr. Ray is a fansite on Facebook.

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The Joseph Palczynski Story

A two-part series from The Baltimore Sun on the lives of six women serially victimized by one man’s extremes of physical and psychological abuse.
Dart Award 2001: Excellence in Coverage of Trauma

By Linell Smith, Marego Athans, Ann LoLordo, Patricia Meisol, Doug Kapustin, and Joannah Hill

Joseph Palczynski with girlfriend and later victim, Tracy Whitehead.

Long before the murderous rampage, long before the saga of fugitive love and violence, long before the hostages on Lange Street, Joe Palcyznski was known as a ladies’ man.

He had GQ looks, a buff body, an expensive sports car, money to burn and a questionable past that clung to him like heavy cologne. He was a “bad boy,” the type that always seems to attract women, particularly young ones.

Imagine being a high school girl of 16, maybe 17. How can you not be flattered by the attentions of this handsome guy who makes time to pick you up from school in his Nissan 300 ZX? He shows you an album filled with photographs of more than a dozen girls he’s known — young, slim, glossy-haired, smiling. It’s clear he can have any woman he wants.
Instead, he chooses you. And it takes your breath away.

In the beginning, dating “Joby” is like starring in a romantic movie. He’s 5-foot-8, 175 pounds of martial arts muscle, with sandy-brown hair and hazel eyes. Endlessly polite. Clean-cut, almost preppie; even his jeans are pressed. He has a job as a lifeguard and friends who jump whenever he snaps his fingers. You know he’s calling when your pager flashes the number of his hero:007.

On your first date, he takes you to meet his mom, Miss Pat, who is real pretty and couldn’t be nicer. Anyone her son loves, she says, she loves, too.

Joby has seen a few things you’d rather not know about. So you don’t listen much when he talks about making hit lists, buying weapons, being locked up. You believe people can change.

You really tune it out when he blames those other girls for getting him in trouble. You know you’re nothing like them.

He phones constantly. He buys you flowers and gifts. Takes you horseback riding, arranges picnic lunches in the park. You go out on his Jet Skis, drive around like royalty.

He tells you how beautiful you are, how special. He says he’s going to be with you forever — no matter what.

It seems too good to be true.

It is.

Continue reading “The Joseph Palczynski Story” at The Dart Center for Journalism and Trauma.

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Chris X

The Reptilian Records founder looks back at his label and store’s 20th anniversary

By Michael Byrne, Baltimore City Paper, 11/24/2010

Photo by Noel Conrad

Reptilian Records opened in Fells Point almost exactly 20 years ago. It grew in a few years into Baltimore’s cornerstone underground heavy music outlet and record label, putting out sounds from loud luminaries ranging from Oxes to Pig Destroyer, from the Dwarves to Pg. 99. This weekend, the Windup Space hosts a label/store retrospective/party featuring old performance videos from the shop and a roomful of “paraphernalia and propaganda,” according to Reptilian founder and owner Christopher Xavier Donovan, known to most simply as Chris X. City Paper spoke to him last week about the withering of underground music, rock ‘n’ roll, and hipsters.

City Paper: What exactly is Reptilian in the year 2010?

Chris X: There is no longer a [physical] store, [but] the label is still going with a few releases in the works. The Sick Weapons album, a limited-edition vinyl LP; the Upper Crust DVD; and the long-awaited Hatebeak discography CD. The web store is still going strong, the label is still going, the publishing is going strong. It’s just not a store anymore.

One thing we’re working on for the future is a book about Reptilian Records. A thing we’re trying to do at this event is kinda pull people aside—we’re doing an oral history sort of thing, you know?—and get people’s stories. Their first time in the store, shows they saw at the store, if they were there when Danzig threatened my life. Stuff like that.

CP: Do you regret shutting down the brick and mortar store?

CX: I wish that it was still happening. I wish that I still had a store, I wish I was still in Fells Point. I wish it was still the mid-’90s [laughs]. But Fells Point could not support Reptilian anymore. It’s changed too much. And the building we were in was falling apart.

Continue reading “Chris X” at the Baltimore City Paper.

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