- “The Flying Spaghetti Monster In Baltimore”
Something all powerful and delicious has hit the streets of Baltimore. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is here! For anyone not familiar with the almighty Italian entrée, He is the central figure and deity of the Pastafarian religion.
If you’ve never heard of it, then you’ve missed out on the truth of our very existence. In short, the universe as we know it was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster who is also directly responsible for all known laws of physics and everything that happens.
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- “MeatBaltimore”
“…Part of the dialect in Baltimore is to call everyone “Hon”. You have to say it with a Baltimore accent, which is, um unusual to say the least. It’s very difficult to imitate, but it’s possible. “Baltimore”, for example, comes out Balmer. The word “Hon” comes out hoo-un, but slurred together in such a way that it comes out as more than one but just short of two syllables. Baltimoreans have mastered fractal accents.”
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