Category Archives: Ravens

Fields of Folly

By Tom Warner (Baltimore Or Less) Today Major League Baseball announced that it is investigating Orioles All-Star center fielder Adam Jones‘s comments about fans who venture onto playing fields for their 15 minutes of fame. That means Jones might face … Continue reading

Posted in 2010s, Baltimore Babylon, Baltimorons, Bikini, Booze, Horseracing, Orioles, Pranks, Ravens, Roadside Attractions, Sports, Uncategorized, Vices | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Yet Another Onion Ravens Parody: Only 20,000 Killed During Ravens’ Super Bowl Parade

Final Police Report: Only 20,000 Killed During Ravens’ Super Bowl Parade The Onion (3/1/2013) BALTIMORE—After taking under a month to sort through the carnage from theRavens’ Super Bowl victory parade, Baltimore police issued an encouraging report Friday, revealing that the … Continue reading

Posted in Baltimorons, Ravens, Ray Lewis | Leave a comment

Mass Hysteria: Baltimore Basilica Jumps on Ravens Superbowl Bandwagon

Keepin the faith, baby! Baltimore Basilica, Cathedral St. Photo by By Tom Warner, Accelerated Decrepitude.

Posted in 2010s, Ravens, Religion, Roadside Attractions | Leave a comment

Raven Ray Rice Fell off a Parade Float

By Kris Jones (Russell Street Report, 2/8/2013) The fun event almost took a turn for the worse as a running back Ray Rice nearly suffered a major injury when the vehicle pulling his parade float abruptly stopped, sending Rice flying … Continue reading

Posted in Baltimorons, Ravens | Leave a comment