Category Archives: Swimming

Michael Phelps and his High-Altitude Sleeping Chamber

By Jill Rosen (The Baltimore Sun, 5/7/2012) “Once I’m already in my room i still have to open a door to get into my bed,” he said, laughing a bit. “It’s just like a giant box. It’s like ‘boy and … Continue reading

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Photograph by Lloyd Pearson (The Baltimore Sun, 9/4/1971) “BINGO — That’s what the photographer at Ocean City said, too, when he spotted Priscilla Lyn Knop.”

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Michael Phelps Sells Subliminal Subway Sex

Via Subliminal Messages in Advertising: “In this banner taken from SUBWAY restaurants official website you can see that the steam ascending from the sandwich spells SEX. The word SEX is also etched several times on the sandwich and on Phelps’ … Continue reading

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Phallic Friday: Michael Phelps Swings to the Left

Olympic swimming champion Michael Phelps shows off his mooseknuckle in swimgear so tight that you can tell he’s circumsized, packs a fairly large nut-sac and may be shaved to boot.

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