Crispin Glover returns to Baltimore!

By Tom Warner (Baltimore Or Less)

What is It?

What is It?

Crispin Hellion Glover returns to The Charles Theater tonight to present his Big Slide Show (“a dramatic narration of eight different profusely illustrated books he has made over the years”), followed by a screening of What Is It? (Part 1 of his “IT” trilogy), plus an after-screening Q & A and book signing.

Glover’s previous slideshow and screening at the Charles was back in November of 2009, when he screened Part 2 of his “IT” trilogy, It is fine. EVERYTHING IS FINE! In case you missed it, you can catch up (and prepare yourself for tonight!) by reading my Accelerated Decrepitude blog post about that historic night of November 20, 2009: “Crispin Hellion Glover @ Charles Theater.”

Here’s how it went down last time…

Crispin Hellion Glover @ Charles Theater (Accelerated Decrepitude, Nov. 20, 2009)

Crispin

Crispin shows what it is and how it is done

This was a busy week for a reclusive suburban shut-in like me, but when opportunity knocks, ya gotta answer the call – especially when it’s two pioneering artists like Devo and Crispin Hellion Glover that are knockin.’ On Sunday night I spent (factoring in the requisite Ticketron “service” charges) roughly $55 to see Devo play their first album Q: Are We Not Men, A: We are Devo! and two encore songs over the course of roughly one hour. (And since we’re talking D.C., factor in another $20 for parking.) Three days later I paid $20 plus a mere $2 parking to see Crispin Hellion Glover present over four hours of entertainment and crowd interaction, including “Crispin Hellion Glover’s Big Slide Show” (a one-hour reading from all eight of his altered/authored books), his latest film It is fine. EVERYTHING IS FINE!(this 2007 film, co-directed with David Brothers, is the second part of Glover’s “It” trilogy that began with 2005’s What Is It? – which he screened the trailer for afterwards), an exhaustive post-screening audience Q&, and an even more exhaustive post-Q&A book-signing with fans. My girlfriend Amy and I were starving, but we feasted on entertainment value; as Amy said later, with her signature omnivoristic perspective: “I loved Devo but this was the better value meal!”

The gathered masses apparently agreed. The event was sold-out and as I nodded to and greeted a sea of familiar faces in the Charles lobby, I commented to Amy: “I think every Baltimore hipster, artist, and scenemaker is here tonight. If a terrorist or right-wing Christian wacko [since The Charles Theater was screening Lars Von Trier’s Antichrist there] blew up the Charles Theater tonight, they’d wipe out Baltimore cultural arts community in one fell swoop.”

Crispin Glover Lobby 2

Anyone who was anyone turned out for Crispin Glover at The Charles Theater.

Continue reading “Crispin Hellion Glover @ Charles Theater” at Accelerated Decrepitude.

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1983 BalTimOre Thanksgiving Parade Takeover

Give us this day a conquered nation so many more may suffer starvation

ThanksgivingParadeTakeover

Thanks to Vermin Supreme for his Facebook posting of this classic holiday stunt that was masterminded by BalTimOre, the estwhile Charm City outsider artist provocateur/agit-prankster extraordinaire who is also known as tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE, Monty Cansin, Amir-ul Kafirsor even just plain ol’ Michael Tolson. Following is Vermin’s account of how the great Turkey Parade Takeover went down on November 19, 1983, as well as a rollcall of the local musicians and “Art Weirdoes” – operating under the monikers “Random Universe Tours + Services” (or RUTS, under the direction of Doug Retzler) and the “League for Esthetic Research” (aka LER or ERL, under the direction of  Dan Carney and Alec Bernstein) – who participated. – Tom Warner (Baltimore or Less)

Vermin

Vermin Supreme.

“This was a fucking brilliant hijacking by a crew of BalTimOre’s Best Art Wierdos. Real turkey heads on sticks. Live Turkey in a cage. Nieves Saah as a crucified Turkey Jesus. Amir-ul Kafirs as Reaganstien w/baby dolls strapped to the bottom of his shoes. Ds Bakker with Lifesize Lifegaurd Bud. Richard Tryzno Ellsberry driving the Turkey Mobile. La Hostess [Laure Drogoul] as a chef chasing a running turkey leg escaping down the street. Craig Considine on trombone. John Ellsberry driving the Dork Bros mobile. A life size Cruise Missile. Doug Retzler and an amplified soundtrack of turkey gobbles distorted through synths. Ruth Turner Martha Gatewood Chris Mason Bob North Betsy Greene Kenny ViethThomas Hammond Eagleson Scruggs Carol Underwood Cindy Borchardt Steve EstesJohn Berndt Alex DiSanto Amy Linthicum Peter Walsh Amanda Potluck Mark Hossfeld Courtney Gardner Tracey Poodles and a host of dozens left the normals on the sidelines scratching their heads . Good times.” – Vermin Supreme

Watch 1983 BalTimOre Thanksgiving Parade Takeover (YouTube)

BalTimOre as Reaganstein.

BalTimOre as Reaganstein.

Reaganstein's Baby Stomper Boots.

Reaganstein’s Baby Stomper Boots.

Crucified Turkey.

Nieves Saah as Crucified Turkey Jesus.

John Ellsberry drives the Dork Bros Mobile.

Give us this day an explanation, so many more may enjoy this instigation

Subsequently, tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE himself posted this detailed breakdown of the day’s events:

tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE.

tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE.

“For the Thanksgiving Day Parade in BalTimOre, MD, in 1983, a large group of artists & musicians (mainly) operating under the name of “Random Universe Tours + Services / Esthetic Research League” organized a parade contingent that incorporated experimental music, political protest, & Thanksgiving references, amongst other things. When it was our turn to join the parade, the extremely hostile sports coach coordinating the parade said we had too many people & he split us into 3 groups. For some stupid reason or another one of these 3 groups was then ordered to leave the parade by the same hostile person – supposedly b/c they deviated from their assigned order. It was our impression that he either didn’t like our anti-military message or the parading of a live turkey in a cage or some such. That same group then rejoined the end of the parade. An article was then written by a News American reporter for the front page of Section C of their Sunday, November 20, 1983 newspaper. The article was entitled “Anti-nuclear floats flagged down during holiday parade”. Alas, there was some miscommunication & the RUTS/ERL group corrected the article’s political spin by explaining that “It is true that the spirit of our presentation was pro-fun and anti-imperialist/militarist. It is oversimplistic to classify us as only anti-nuclear. In fact, the floats that were removed were the least political of the bunch.” This statement of ours, alas, got the reporter in trouble – wch wasn’t our intention. I’m one of the 2 “Reagans” walking on baby dolls w/ the ‘Thanksgiving Prayer’ banner that reads: “Give us this day a conquered nation so many more may suffer starvation“. The footage presented here was shot by John Ellsberry & edited by tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE. Unfortunately, it only shows 2 of the 3 groups.– November 26, 2013 notes from tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE

The Thanksgiving Parade event was also documented as item #59 in tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE’s online list, “A Mere Outline for One Aspect of a Book on Mystery Catalysts, Guerilla Playfare, booed usic, Mad Scientist Didactions, “Acts of As-Beenism, So-Called Whatevers, Psychopathfinding, Uncerts, etc..

tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE is a filmmaker, musician, performance artist, writer and archivist currently based in Pittsburgh.

Related Links:

“His Name Is Not Legend: It’s tENTATIVELY, a cONVENIENCE” (Accelerated Decrepitude)
Revenge of the Dorks” (Dork Bros review by Eric Allen Hatch, City Paper, 2004)
Who Is Vermin Supreme? (YouTube)

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Vintage Haussner’s Restaurant Menu

haussner-cover

Take a look at what was on the menu at Haussner’s courtesy of The New York Public Library’s “What’s on the Menu.”

Some diners may have opted for the traditional Thanksgiving menu:

haussner-turkey

While other Baltimoreans may have been a little more adventurous in their dining choices:

haussner-turtlesteak

And of course everyone washed their dinner down with this fine selection of beers, both local and international:

haussner-beer

Click to view the entire Haussner’s menu.

 

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Before he was dead, Jimi read

Or were we misled?

Jimi says "Go Places with Books"

Jimi says “Go Places with Books”

[The approach of the Thanksgiving holiday (which this year will coincide with Hanukkah, making it Thanksgivukkah), got me thinking of the late great Jimi Hendrix, who was born in Seattle on November 27, 1942. And though that’s over 2,300 miles away, there is a Baltimore connection (albeit tenuous) to the guitar maestro. – TW, Baltimore Or Less]

I found this curious pro-literacy poster of a smiling (and obviously stoned) Jimi Hendrix buried in the Maryland Department vertical files of the Enoch Pratt Central Library. It was probably unauthorized (hence its unadvertised location at the bottom of a drawer), but what an endorsement for reading it would have been had it been legit – and had Hendrix lived.

It came to my attention when a friend spotted someone selling a copy online at Live Auctioneers (liveauctioneers.com), along with an unrelated Hendrix autograph: “Lot 1159 Jimi Hendrix signature with poster.” Bids started at £400! Wonder what it sold for? (According to Crosstown Torrents, “An Essential Jimi Hendrix Torrent Website,” two previous UK auctions of this poster-with-unrelated-signature fetched £750 and £1,100 pounds!)

Probably for a pretty penny, as Hendrix fanatics will seemingly buy anything associated with the man (I know this from experience, having for many years known Pratt Library regular Jerome, aka “The Hendrix Guy,” who comes in periodically to ask if we have anything new on his idol). In fact, somehow a copy of this obscure library poster came into the possession of collector Bob Terry’s prized Hendrix memorabilia, as quoted in Eddie Dean’s Washington City Paper feature “The Jimi Hendrix Re-Experience” (October 21, 1994).

A recent foray into Pratt’s heavily weeded Vertical Files came up empty trying to relocate this poster, but I seemed to recall a 1971 Baltimore Sun clipping about it in which they profiled a Pratt youth librarian’s reading program and mentioned how she created the celebrity literacy poster of Hendrix as an attempt to find attractive role models to motivate young readers. I subsequently found the article, “Pratt Library Swings Focus on the Ghetto” by Thomas Hasler (July 30, 1971), from which I’ve excerpted the following passage:

Would Jimi Hendrix wear a “Go Places with Books” button? Given a little poetic license, maybe.

The Enoch Pratt Free Library took this small liberty last year when it put the hip black hard rock star on the front of its poster-sized book list.

It proved a “tremendous” success, Miss Sara L. Siebert, coordinator of work with young adults, recalled.

The fact that he was a known drug user, who later died of an overdose didn’t seem to blunt the reception, she added.

This was one of the more obvious successes achieved by Miss Siebert as she has tried to swing the focus of the library’s youth service from the middle class youngster to the black ghetto youth who makes up an increasing proportion of the city’s young people.

Her contribution was recognized last month by the American Library Association, which presented Miss Siebert with the 1971 Golier award for her improvements in for her improvements in the library’s service to young adults.

I recall hearing that Siebert later got some stick about it due to the nature of Hendrix’s well-known affinity for drugs and his tragic drug-related death in September 18, 1970. But for music fans in 1970, was there anyone more admired than James Marshall Hendrix?

That admiration continues to this day, regardless of Hendrix’s lifestyle or personal life. In fact, back in 2000 the Pratt was host to a Thanksgiving Weekend celebration of Hendrix – in association with author Heru-ka Anu and Morgan State University Radio, among others – called “Suite Purple Haze,” which was chronicled by soulpatrol.com.

Suite Purple Haze: remembering the Life and Music of Jimi Hendrix

Suite Purple Haze: Remembering the Life and Music of Jimi Hendrix

The weekend featured a talk by Hendrix biographer Dave Henderson (‘Scuse Me While I Kiss The Sky), poetry readings and musical performances, as well as a Pratt film screening of Monterey Pop (where the Hendrix legend was made) and Hendrix: The Biography.

Suite Purple Haze

But, getting back to “Go Places with Books,” it’s fascinating to me that this innocent attempt to promote reading became a much sought-after collector’s item to Hendrix fanatics!

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