You have to give it to Marty Bass for being consistent – consistently bad, that is. The Martifer, who 10 years ago was named “Best Reason Not To Watch WJZ-News” by the Baltimore City Paper, is still the single most offensive local news personality in existence. Whatever they’re paying Don Scott to partner with him on the morning news show, it’s not enough. As the City Paper so accurately hit the nail on the (balding) head: “No one else on local TV, or perhaps on the planet, is so unabashedly pleased with himself, and for no good reason.”
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