Aerostat Breaks Free in Maryland, Heads to Pennsylvania for Less Restrictive Gun Laws

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The Aberdeen Proving Ground aerostat is proud to announce that it has broken free from the clutches of Maryland’s high taxes and restrictive gun laws and is moving to Pennsylvania. The aerostat will commute to Maryland to collect a paycheck while living in Pennsylvania and plans to continue taunting members of various Baltimore “Remember When?” Facebook groups about how things were better in Maryland in the old days before it left.

More at The Baltimore Sun.

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