Category Archives: Marty Bass

Marty Bass: Be Sharp. Be Natural.

NOTE: WE HAVE CONFIRMED THIS STORY TO BE UTTER BS BUT WE LEAVE IT HERE BECAUSE IT IS STILL FUNNY FANTASY FICTION. WE LOVE MARTY BASS. HE MAKES BALTIMORE TV GREAT. Be Sharp. Be Natural. By Andrew Cohn Last summer … Continue reading

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Marty Bass, Rhymes with Ass

You have to give it to Marty Bass for being consistent – consistently bad, that is. The Martifer, who 10 years ago was named “Best Reason Not To Watch WJZ-News” by the Baltimore City Paper, is still the single most … Continue reading

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