Baltimore 98 Rock Street Sheet (1983)

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The sleeves on concert jerseys provided added warmth for drinking Canadian beer.

Flash on back to 1983 with the electrifyingly Nagel-esque “98 Rock Street Sheet” — an advertising supplement fueled by a Canadian Moosehead/Molson knock-off beer. (What the hell IS Calgary Beer?)

The “Street Sheet” features a Franken and Davis cover story about their upcoming laff-fest at the Towson Center — a comedy event so small scheduled for a venue so large that it obviously never took place. (I still have my unused ticket somewhere in an old pair of OP blue corduroy shorts, it was $2.98 or $3.98 or something ending in 98 cents because it was, you know…)

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I command YOU to watch my “Solar Dance”!

Then we get to relive a concert event so pathetic that all history of it has been erased until now:

‘The biggest and the best ever!” That’s how Mayor Schaefer described 98
Rock’s concert in War Memorial Plaza. His Honor declared it “Solar
Energy Day” in Baltimore to celebrate the first-ever solar powered concert
in Maryland. Bootcamp performed and the Mayor came up onstage and
danced with the audience when Timmy and the band began to play “Shut
Up and Dance.” 

The Mayor performed a “Solar Dance” for a sweat towel. Jesus. Had I known Schaefer was a “sweat queen” I could have paid for my 1981 Mustang hatchback with sunroof with sweat towels instead of letting the sweat of my labor pour down my brow into the cardboard 6-gallon ice cream containers at the Friendly’s carryout window.

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Mayor Schaefer trades a handshake for a sweat towel.


Let’s hope Bootcamp only presented their sweat towels to the mayor and not their gunk towels from their visit to Baltimore’s infamous adult nightspot “The Block.”

Rocktober is for Booze Cruises!

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And you thought only hipster males in 2014 could wear hats at jaunty angles.

Next up, Crack the Sky’s John Palumbo is being difficult again, threatening to end Crack the Sky for the umpteenth time because this video went nowhere on MTV:

And a quick interview with Alana Shor (Paper Cup, Shor Patrol) after her “fiery set” at the Timonium State Fair. Over on his blog Accelerated Decrepitude, Tom Warner adds:

“I still remember the Baltimore Bays theme song they used to play over the loudspeakers, “It’s a Gold & Red World.” It was sung by none other than future crappy-lounge-coverband chanteuse Alana Shor (of Tiffany, Paper Cup, Shor Patrol – who flirted with national recognition in 1983 with their “Loverboy” single – and countless other forgettable ephemeral ensembles). I still have the 45 (featuring red text on a gold label, natch). I think the jingle was something along the lines of “It’s a gold, a gold and red world when the Baltimore Bays come on/A little pass here and little pass there and we score, baby we score!””

Also: Lopez’s “Guaranteed All-inclusive Guide to Surviving the First Two Weeks of College” plus slight mentions of the Baltimore Orioles, the Baltimore Colts AND the Baltimore Blast!

Read the 98 Rock Street Sheet.

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Abe Sherman’s Newsstand/Bookstore

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“This ain’t no library, kid. If ya ain’t buying nothin’, get the hell outta here, I ain’t runnin’ no charity operation.” – Abe Sherman

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Abe Sherman

Following is a remembrance of Baltimore’s most idiosyncratic bookstore and its legendary cantankerous owner, Abe Sherman (1898-1987), excerpted from “Hip Shops In 1965-68 Baltimore, Beatniks, Mods, and The Psychedelic Propeller,” by David Robert Crews (Magic City Morning Star, March 13, 2008).

Starting in 1919, Sherman operated a newsstand at Baltimore’s Battle Monument at Calvert and Fayette streets until 1970, when he opened Sherman’s Books uptown at the corner of Park and Mulberry street. Besides making his mark as a gruff news vendor (at one point The Leather Underground store on Read Street sold Abe Sherman “Holiday schmoliday! Where’s my  present already?” Christmas cards!) and civic figure who rubbed elbows with Babe Ruth, F. Scott Fitzgerald, H.L. Mencken and William Manchester, Sherman was also a celebrated military hero; he served with Maryland’s 29th Army Division in both world wars, receiving a Silver Star for bravery at Normandy in WWII.  In 1991, Gov. William Donald Schaefer joined with military officials to dedicate a Maryland National Guard dormitory near Reisterstown, Maryland, Abe Sherman Hall, in his memory.

Sherman’s Book Store

By David Robert Crews

At the corner of Park Avenue and Mulberry Street, about a ten minute, easy, stroll from Ted’s, was Sherman’s Book Store. That was a true Baltimorean’s place to shop.

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Abe Sherman owned and ran that bookstore, and, when I first went into his store, Mr. Sherman was well over 60 years old. In fact, he was the oldest man in Baltimore to be accepted into the U.S. Army during World War Two. I think Abe was in his early 40s in 1942. He may be Abe to me now, but I wouldn’t have dared address him as anything but Mr. Sherman back then.

Abe was the first in Baltimore to sell posters of Rock n’ Roll bands. I bought Rock n’ Roll record albums once or twice a month, during every month that I was in high school. I knew when all of the latest stuff came out in local record stores and in the record departments of large department stores. That includes General Music on Baltimore St., Modern Music in Eastpoint Mall, and a very nice and slightly ‘ahead of the pack’ record store in one of the wealthiest sections of Baltimore, on Cold Spring Lane. Sherman’s had the very first Rock n’ Roll posters sold in Baltimore. I bought my first poster there. It was a black and white photo of the Rolling Stones, which sold for a-buck-fifty. And that was the first time I was ever in Sherman’s. For years after that, I shopped there just about anytime I was in that part of town.

As I was paying for that first poster, I looked over Abe’s shoulder, and there behind him were the very first buttons I had ever seen that had Hippie style sayings on them: “Make Love Not War”; “Draft Beer Not Students”; and the famous peace sign. I was standing there in Sherman’s with two friends. We gleefully read the sayings on all those buttons, then I purchased several buttons along with that huge photo of the Rolling Stones. It all, absolutely, blew our young minds. We were awe-struck and mighty thrilled by that experience. Baltimore was becoming a brave new world to us.

I searched on the web for Abe Sherman, and I found this, from a guy who had moved to Baltimore and begun working for Abe Sherman in 1979. Tom Chalkley wrote:

“I’ve known the area since the summer of 1979, when I moved to Baltimore from Washington, D.C. My indispensable pal, Craig Hankin, had wangled me a job at Sherman’s Newsstand at the corner of Park and Mulberry. It was a total immersion in Baltimoreana: My boss was the late, legendary Abe Sherman, who had started out as a corner newsboy prior to the first World War. By the time I got to him, Abe was a tiny, white-haired specimen of living history, regarded by many as the crankiest man in town. His pet name for me was ‘Schmuck,’ as in, ‘Schmuck, run down and get me a bundle of girlie books!’

The strangest thing about Sherman’s was its collection of faded black-light posters and other leftovers from the psychedelic era. It seems the neighborhood was full of head shops once, but Abe had no use for hippies until his son pointed out that the freaks were pumping millions of dollars into the economy. So Abe–a crusty, cynical septuagenarian–began to stock incense, New Age literature, and huge images of Jimi Hendrix and the Who.” [“Head Trip,” City Paper, 12/27/2000]

psychedelic propellor flyerBut that’s just his guess on how it began. The text says, “It seems the neighborhood was full of head shops once, but Abe had no use for hippies until his son…” But Abe actually started it all in his neighborhood. Before any other head shops or any Hippies were around there. He was into it before the Psychedelic Propeller Head Shop opened. I was in the Propeller the first week it opened. That fresh, new kind of a shop was big news to my friends and I. Also, when Abe started selling posters, the Jimi Hendrix Experience did not even exist yet. I was there and heavily into it when it all began in and around Baltimore. And “you can take that to the bank”, as they say.

But it was really neat for me to read Tom’s article and finally find out how Abe got the idea to sell that stuff. Because ever since that first purchase in Sherman’s Book Store, I have often wondered about that and have commented to other people about it. That part of the Tom’s story would be true. It’s just that Ted’s son had to have been talking about what was happening, mostly, out on the West Coast and in New York City, but Ted’s son had to known that trends like that spread across America. I’m going to try and contact Tom. He seems like a nice person, he just didn’t actually live the history he was surmising about.

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Abe Sherman, 1963 (Tribune Photo Archives)

Abe Sherman was a tough and scary man, until he got to know ya’. But he always watched every move every customer made, in his store. He would stand right behind you, while you looked at magazines or books, with his arms folded over his chest and a thoroughly unfriendly look on his face. He admonished any customer who did not put a book or magazine back exactly where they had picked it up from. And you had to perfectly and evenly straighten up any pile of magazines or books that you took one from.

But when he got to know that you were serious about buying any of his avant-garde, or other, types of publications, posters, or Hippie pins, he was one neat old dude. He found out what you liked and showed you where there was more of the same kind, or something similar. Sometimes, he would guide me over across the store to show me a section of publications I had never read anything like before. I believe he honestly thought I might like them. I rarely purchased any of his suggested books or magazines, but he never became gruff or cross about it. And he turned me onto one or two items that I was very excited to learn about.

Still though, like I said, Abe was a tough and scary old guy; a Jewish man who had joined the U.S. Army at about age 40, to go try to kill that screamin’ German demon, Adol’f Gitler (SHikl’gruber).

Here’s something from D. Borsella on Baltimore Timeline:

Abe Sherman was a known Baltimore character who ran the bookstore at the SW corner of Mulberry and Park Avenue. You went to Sherman’s if you fancied being insulted. After 3 seconds: “Are you buying or reading! If you wanna read, go over to the library.”

Susan Fradkin of City Paper Online wrote:

Abe Sherman terrified generations of book buyers at his newsstand (he yelled at me once for standing too close to the magazines).”

Long time Baltimore newspaper columnist Michael Olesker wrote:

“You know you’re a Baltimorean if you ever lasted 15 minutes without Abe Sherman throwing you out of his bookstore.”

One time, my two friends and I, who had gone into Sherman’s together for the first time, were in the store looking at new posters, when Mr. Sherman said, “You like that poster? You guys wanna see some better ones? C’mere.”

So Mr. Sherman leads us over to an open basement doorway, and he walks down the basement steps. We had walked, about eight feet behind him, over towards the basement doorway, but had stopped and were patiently waiting a little ways back from the open doorway; we were expecting Mr. Sherman to bring the posters up to us. Now, we had never worked in any stores; we had never been down in any retail storage areas like a basement–where customers are traditionaly forbiden to enter. Had it been any other store, we may have reacted the same way and would have stood there not daring to enter the basement. We were always fairly reserved, when shopping in Sherman’s, and completely respectful to Mr. Sherman, so we did not dare at all to enter his basement storage area. But Mr. Sherman takes a few steps back up towards us, smiles warmly, motions with his hand for us to walk towards him, and says,” C’mon down here.”

We replied, more or less stammering in unison, “Wawawhat? UhUs? You mumumean we can go down there? You’ll let us go down there!”

We then proudly crossed a boundary line that we never thought anyone but Mr. Sherman could cross and live to tell about. It really made us feel good about ourselves. Mr. Sherman had recognized us as being true citizens of the brave, new, young world we liked living in.

Abe Sherman sold the latest, hippest, premium Rock n’ Roll magazines and other solid quality items that go with a Rock n’ Roll album music collector’s lifestyle. And a goodly number of my friends and I purchased as much of it as we could possibly afford.

See also:

Abe Sherman cartoon by Tom Chalkley

Abe Sherman cartoon by Tom Chalkley

Awesome Men Throughout History: Abe Sherman (tsbmag.com)

Abe’s $11,000 newstand” (Gilbert Sandler, Baltimore Sun, Nov. 9, 1993)

‘City That Reads’ slows its pace at new bookstores” (Michael Olesker, Baltimore Sun, Feb. 27, 1997)

Abe Sherman (section 10-J) in Tom Chalkley’s “Cartoon Map of Baltimore

View/buy pics of Abe Sherman at tribunephotos.com.

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HARRY: Baltimore’s Underground Journal debuts (1969)

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HARRY, Vol 1 No 1 (November 13, 1969)

Scanning through the microfilm rolls of the “Underground Newspaper Collection” in the Enoch Pratt Central Library’s Periodicals department,  I came across the very first issue of “Harry: Baltimore’s Underground Journal” from November 13, 1969. The bi-weekly publication sold for 25 cents an issue, with a 26-issue subscription going for $4 dollars. – Tom Warner (Baltimore Or Less)

HARRY: born by Caesarian section in 1969.

HARRY: born by Caesarian section in 1969.

HARRY, where subscriptions were cheaper than dope!

HARRY, where subscriptions were cheaper than dope!

Panhandlers, Flower Children ARISE: Enter the Labor Market, Earn a Living, Get Rich and Retire to Strawberry Fields Forever!

Panhandlers, Flower Children ARISE: Enter the Labor Market, Earn a Living, Get Rich and Retire to Strawberry Fields Forever!

The First Annual Read Street Festival: Mt. Vernon's mini Woodstock.

The First Annual Read Street Fun Festival: Woodstock comes to Mt. Vernon.

This debut issue features a report on the first Read Street Fun Festival, where the musical acts included “Greg Omar Kiln” (could this be the same Charm City rocker who later moved to San Francisco and enjoyed pop chart success as the Greg Kiln Band with Billboard #2 hit “Jeopardy“?), Mike Hunt (a band whose name makes me think of the femme-punk catchphrase “Mike Hunt Stinks” – a slogan I recall former WOD and Gerty bass player Shirle Hale used to sport on her baseball cap), and “Dave Taylor Jewish Twoish.”

A few years later, the 1972 Read Street Fun Festival would see the debut of Great Pooba Subway (their name was a spoof of Grand Funk Railroad), a performance-art rock troupe founded by future Marble Bar rocker David Wilcox (aka “Steptoe T. Magnificent” of The Alcoholics, Problem Pets and Chelsea Graveyard).

Following are some ads from Harry that reflect its hippie/counterculture times.

The Psychedelic Propellor on Read Street/

The “mind expanding” Psychedelic Propellor on Read Street where one could buy “things!”

Fatty Arbuckle’s Cafe, 1300 N. Calvert Street: home of the Peace symbol.

Come to Middle Earth, 218 Read Street.

Many of the establishments seem to be in or near Mt. Vernon, specifically on Read Street. As blogger David Roberts Crews, who lived through those times, recalled,”That Baltimore was a fantastic place in time to shop, eat, hangout in Mount Vernon Park, happily walk the busy main streets and side streets and further off to the side streets and interesting alleys and safe sidewalks there, whilst marveling at the fantastic old architecture all around” (D.R. Crews, “Hip Shops in 1965-1968 Baltimore, Beatniks, Mods, and the Psychedelic Propellor“)

Flower Power days on Read Street.

Flower Power days on Read Street.

See also:

A Short Guide to Baltimore Underground Newspapers (1968-1970)” (Baltimore Or Less)

The ‘New’ Harry (May 1991)” (Accelerated Decrepitude)

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Dundalk, where the poop plant is the gold at the end of the rainbow

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